Victor Torp (14 Viewers)

[skybluecam]

Well here’s one for you if Vik went to the usa this month we could loan him in for the run in as it’s their close season January.

moronic

 

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[SeaSeeEffCee]

Well here’s one for you if Vik went to the usa this month we could loan him in for the run in as it’s their close season January.

What are you on about?

 

[stevefloyd]

He's on the Torp of the world looking down at the stadium thinking that is where I am meant to be

 

[JulianDarbyFTW]

 

[Mucca Mad Boys]

Best one yet, nice and simple absolutely cannot be arsed with another overthought wordy song for a new signing

We have too many amateur songwriters for fans…

The Sakamoto song is a waste. It’s only a small portion of Singer’s corner that knows the lyrics and surprise, it dies out halfway through. My GF doesn’t care for football, but Sakamoto is her favourite player so would actually sing his song… if it was catchy.

Kills the atmosphere, let’s give him a song he deserves.

 

[HuckerbysQuiff]

We have too many amateur songwriters for fans…

The Sakamoto song is a waste. It’s only a small portion of Singer’s corner that knows the lyrics and surprise, it dies out halfway through. My GF doesn’t care for football, but Sakamoto is her favourite player so would actually sing his song… if it was catchy.

Kills the atmosphere, let’s give him a song he deserves.

Should have just utilised the chant that the team we signed him off used imo

 

[Frank Sidebottom]

We have too many amateur songwriters for fans…

The Sakamoto song is a waste. It’s only a small portion of Singer’s corner that knows the lyrics and surprise, it dies out halfway through. My GF doesn’t care for football, but Sakamoto is her favourite player so would actually sing his song… if it was catchy.

Kills the atmosphere, let’s give him a song he deserves.

Yeah Should've been "Going Loco for Tatsu Sakamoto"

 

[SkyblueDad]

What are you on about?

It’s a joke you thick prick

 

[duffer]

If only we'd signed Victor Tarp instead.

Covers every blade of grass.

 

[Woolly68]

My last effort before I throw in the towel on my songwriting career.
To the tune of Robin Hood.

Victor Torp, Victor Torp, driving down the wing,
Victor Torp, Victor Torp, can you hear us sing,
Will he score a goal!
Yes he Fu**ing will!
Victor Torp
Victor Torp
Victor Torp


YeeeeeHaaaaaaa!!!

 

[procdoc]

It’s a joke you thick prick

pot, kettle and black comes to mind

 

[wingy]

Anyone seen the Vikings movie with Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis, there are no words! Do dut de de der der
Repeat!

 

[SkyblueDad]

pot, kettle and black comes to mind

Good afternoon Dick
…. How is your Head ?

 

[SlowerThanPlatt]

It’s a joke you thick prick

What you going for, longest time spent on stage?

 

[SkyblueDad]

What you going for, longest time spent on stage?

Another clown do explain my dear

 

[shmmeee]

Victor Torpy Torpy Victor Torp
Torp about things you like to do

 

[Grendel]

What you going for, longest time spent on stage?

He’s in the Legs Akimbo act in Royston Vasey

 

[Nuskyblue]

Love a Dane. Lego. Bacon. Marvellous.



Think along with a LB and a RCB and a ST it’s a position well upgrade if Vik goes or we get a cash injection somehow. Maybe a loaner next season otherwise.

That danish bread isn't to shabby either, with some Lurpak this would compete your danish product bacon sarnie clean sweep.

Danish women are gorgeous also. This is all.

 

[Calista]

So he’s an ectomorph.

Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!

 

[Calista]

‘5.5PsxG gives him the highest PsxG-xG delta’

‘is there anything this man cannot do? I'd argue not.’

 

[SkyBlueSam01]

Anyone else think he looks a bit like David Bowie?

 

[mmttww]

Anyone else think he looks a bit like David Bowie?

 

[SkyBlueSam01]

"So Victor, how excited are you to finally get the deal done?"

 

[wingy]

How about this guy?

 

[SkyBlueCV2]

Yeah Should've been "Going Loco for Tatsu Sakamoto"

Need to get something like this going at our games. I just can't get behind the current Sakamoto chant we have, it doesn't sound right or even flows properly.

 

[Hutch11]

Need to get something like this going at our games. I just can't get behind the current Sakamoto chant we have, it doesn't sound right or even flows properly.

Never been a fan of it but it sounded great at Middlesbrough

 

[AOM]

I'm down, bit of ATB esc tunage in the stands

3pm (Till Torp comes)

 

[usskyblue]

Anyone else think he looks a bit like David Bowie?

If he ch ch ch changes his hairstyle m8

 

[napolimp]

How about this guy?

Weird choice of song. What are you thinking, "now you're giving me the Torp, Torp"?

 

[Frank Sidebottom]

Need to get something like this going at our games. I just can't get behind the current Sakamoto chant we have, it doesn't sound right or even flows properly.

Never gonna happen.... just like Hy-Am the one and only.

 

[wingy]

Weird choice of song. What are you thinking, "now you're giving me the Torp, Torp"?

Kinda,, running in circles etc but really the similarities?

 

[mmttww]

If he ch ch ch changes his hairstyle m8

 

[napolimp]

I'll throw my hat in the ring of stupid chants.

To the tune of On top of the world by Imagine Dragons.

We got torp in the hole, ey
We got torp in the hole, ey
Waiting on this for a while now
Something something something

 

[mmttww]

...Imagine Dragons.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

It's the thought of the pelvic thrust.

Drives you insane, doesn't it?