Wesley Jobello song?

[Tommo1993]

I’m sure our fans will stick to something boring and generic anyway.

 

[DannyThomas_1981]

Can't we just be cliche and say he's tall lanky and has a massive cock or nah?

Of course we can:

Jobello, Jobello, Jobello
He's got a big dick
Like Dion, Dion, Dion....whoaaaaa
But he's got no idea what to do with it
Not like Ndlovu
And he won't be raping Greggy's owl

(Welcome to Coventry Wesley!).

 

[David O'Day]

Obviously scared she will leave you for a lyrical genius.

Scared she will find out he's telling peopkevsges his girlfriend

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[BornSlippySkyBlue]

Scared she will find out he's telling peopkevsges his girlfriend

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That some kind of Scandinavian word for shagging?

 

[Sbarcher]

Jobello wohohoho
Jobello wohohoho
He plays for Martinique
He’s small but very sleek
Jobello .......

Tune to the old Big Mo chant.

 

[CanadianCCFC]

Jobello wohohoho
Jobello wohohoho
He plays for Martinique
He’s small but very sleek
Jobello .......

Tune to the old Big Mo chant.

He ain’t small.

 

[Sbarcher]

Ok average at 5’10”.

 

[Nick]

Ok average at 5’10”.

He's taller than that

 

[Deleted member 7943]

I’m sure our fans will stick to something boring and generic anyway.
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Hahahhaa

 

[shmmeee]

Ok average at 5’10”.

Jobello woahooo
Jobello woahooo
He was born in France
His heights within normal tolerance
Jobello woahoooo

 

[Winny the Bish]

This is all far too advanced, so keeping it simple:

Ohhhh Wesley, Wesley
Wesley, Wesley, Wesley, Wesley Jobello

 

[Liquid Gold]

Sing what you want
sing what you waaant
he doesn't speak English
so you can sing what you want

 

[nunchuckas]

to the tune of Everywhere we go, we're the city boys etc.

Wesley Jobello,
Wesley Jobelloo,
Plays for Martinique,
He scores every week,
Wesley Jobello

 

[ccfcway]

Jobello…...
Its a site we're looking for
I can see it in the skies, I can see it's within 6 miles
its all we've ever wanted
to earn revenue from the pies
cause you know you where to play
and you know just what to do
but let us start by playing
4-4-2

 

[wingy]

Jobello…...
Its a site we're looking for
I can see it in the skies, I can see it's within 6 miles
its all we've ever wanted
to earn revenue from the pies
cause you know you where to play
and you know just what to do
but let us start by playing
4-4-2

Jobello…...
Its a site we're looking for
I can see it in the skies, I can see it's within 6 miles
its all we've ever wanted
to earn revenue from the pies
cause you know you where to play
and you know just what to do
but let us start by playing
4-4-2

, I'm getting a Lionel Ritchie hello vibe
Twice

 

[Liam Blasky]

First chant : To the tune of Pilot - Magic

‘ Woahh he’s magic you know, Wesley Jobello! ‘ - however needs 1 more syllable in there as it doesn’t sound right yet but hoping someone can tweek it.

Second chant: Sure you’ve all heard this chant before -

‘ He plays on the left, he plays on the right, Wesley Jobello, makes League one/Willis look shite ‘ - personal preference would be Willis, not insulting him in anyway. Also doing the hands left and right looks class.

Opinions on both?

 

[MTK]

to the tune of Everywhere we go, we're the city boys etc.

Wesley Jobello,
Wesley Jobelloo,
Plays for Martinique,
He scores every week,
Wesley Jobello

I like this - especially the scores every week bit!