Highly recommended around this time of year.Vape.
As in VapoRub
As in Vic(ks).
Oh, fuck it.
or handling your crown jewels !Highly recommended around this time of year.
Although wash your hands well before rubbing your eyes for instance.
Name means "rooted" in Hungarian if someone wants to get creative with a nickname
Swedish bloke
Good, but lacking a pejorative noun or adjective, as in "the fat german"