If we're relegated with games still to play. (2 Viewers)

[gouldberg]

Then I want to play a match for Coventry City! I'm about 4 stone overweight, I have completely shot ankles, I've just recovered from a knee ligament injury and I'll very probably collapse by the centre circle after about 20 minutes.

So, why should I play? Because for those 20 minutes you'll get a 19 year old right-midfielder that will run his heart out for the club and play with pride wanting to make things happen for the team!

Facebook campaign? Any others want in? Lets do it!

P.s - Thanks to my basketball days I can also throw a ball a stupidly long distance

(yes, it's been a bit of a long day as you can probably tell)

 

[Disorganised1]

OK - you're in.

Who shall we drop for you ?

 

[gouldberg]

Carl Baker or Gary McSheffrey or Cody Mcdonald or Joe Murphy (heck I'll give playing in goal a go).

 

[guicey15]

I'm up for that :laugh: I'm only 15 so would break the record for youngest ever player to start in Championship I guess

 

[SkyBlue_Bear83]

I'm up for that :laugh: I'm only 15 so would break the record for youngest ever player to start in Championship I guess

Depends are you younger than Noble-Lazarus who made his Barnsely debut at 15 years and 45 days old?

 

[city old boy]

OK - you're in.

Who shall we drop for you ?

Super Ken or Thorn

 

[gouldberg]

I'm up for that :laugh: I'm only 15 so would break the record for youngest ever player to start in Championship I guess

Surely we'd be on for being the youngest team in Championship history. Add you and me into a team with Cyrus, Gael and Conor Thomas and we'd have 5 teenagers!

 

[ccfcdan]

I'm about 4 stone overweight, I have completely shot ankles, I've just recovered from a knee ligament injury and I'll very probably collapse by the centre circle after about 20 minutes.

Are you Freddie Eastwood??

 

[gouldberg]

Are you Freddie Eastwood??

Slightly shorter, slightly wider and slightly slower. Other than that though I'd make a good mini Eastwood (just minus the fly-tipping).

 

[SkyBlueMania]

Slightly shorter, slightly wider and slightly slower. Other than that though I'd make a good mini Eastwood (just minus the fly-tipping).

hahaha you joker, slower than freddy eastwood, being too modest i think

 

[Jimmy Hill's Chin]

Unfortunately I think you have to be registered with the FA to play in a league game.

We could try an 'X Factor" type contest to find a fan capable of playing and then register them.

Or we could change all of the positions around - play Murphy up front, Platt in goal, McSheffrey right back etc to confuse the opposition. Couldn't do any worse than the diamond!

 

[gouldberg]

hahaha you joker, slower than freddy eastwood, being too modest i think

I'd beat him in a race to a buffet cart but on a football pitch I'm about as fast as the corner flag.

 

[kg82]

I'm up for that!

 

[Marty]

I play the Clingan role, so I'm willing to step in once hes sold in January.

 

[Regis87]

I have managed a kids football team for 3 years so I will take control from the sidelines . This makes me more experienced than Thorn . Just hope Orange twat has gone by then

 

[dadgad]

I'm nearly sixty but I could still pass a ball to someone in sky blue, pass it forward and to feet. But this wouldn't be my biggest contribution to the cause. No, this would take place when after run over to the bench for instructions....once there I give Ken Dolally Dildomong such a fierce belt in the bollocks with my size 10's that the Kunt will leave this world forever. For this I will of course be arrested and be sent down but they'll name a stand after me!

 

[wingy]

Can just see the marketing boys getting hold of this ,every position up for grabs for a fee ,how little do you think they'd want?

 

[skybluegod]

I'm up for that :laugh: I'm only 15 so would break the record for youngest ever player to start in Championship I guess

Im 13 and i'll play

 

[dadgad]

I'm nearly sixty but I could still pass a ball to someone in sky blue, pass it forward and to feet. But this wouldn't be my biggest contribution to the cause. No, this would take place when after run over to the bench for instructions....once there I give Ken Dolally Dildomong such a fierce belt in the bollocks with my size 10's that the Kunt will leave this world forever. For this I will of course be arrested and be sent down but they'll name a stand after me!

Thankyou,
I have rec'd much encouragement for this suggestion. I think I'll bring my boots next game.

 

[Skyblueloyal]

OK - you're in.

Who shall we drop for you ?

Take your pick most are very dropable

 

[Nonleagueherewecome]

Surely we'd be on for being the youngest team in Championship history. Add you and me into a team with Cyrus, Gael and Conor Thomas and we'd have 5 teenagers!

I'll play at RB, bringing some experience and class to the backline like Roland did..that'll whack the bleeding average age up a bit

 

[joemercersaces]

It's a pity Brody's scheme didn't take off. We could all have texted Andy Thorn telling him to heave Ken Deluded into row Z of the stand.