You missed a full stop.People that don't appreciate when I correct their poor grammar and spelling in tweets
When someone exits a shop or supermarket and stops in the middle of the doorway.
This has made me smile this morning. Mine is why am I the only one in my family who can take items of washing up out of rooms and place them in the kitchen!!! Is it some family game that I'm not being told about?
My wife's favourite game is to make sure everything is dangerously out of date before deciding to eat it.
We had a marrow for over a year.
I even gave him a name in the end. Was sorry to see Barry die to be honest.
We had a marrow for over a year.
I even gave him a name in the end. Was sorry to see Barry die to be honest.
Usually to look at a receipt or something on offer just inside the door!
Saw a woman at tesco stop in the doorway and empty her shopping trolley into one of those pull along trolleys right in the middle blocking the whole doorway off.
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People who risk life and limb on the outside lane just to get one car spot ahead of you in a busy dual carriageway. If you're that desperate to get to/from work 4 seconds before me mate, be my guest.
Ridiculous isn't it. I used to work for a charity and for the same sort of reason the filter there wouldn't allow me enter 'piss flaps' in the Google search engine.
Luckily they didn't apply the same filter to Firefox.
Mmm, slurpy. Add a rotting, festering slug into the equation and you get something quite fucking revolting.
I actually quite enjoy that - see who cracks first (I lead an exciting life)
Can relate to this......Wear any shitty old clothes/ work clothes or trainers and nothing. Any decent clobber then you gonna get spillages and stains left, right, and centre?
Wife as always, sets the sky plus to record loads of shit at the same time and then says I'm off to bed, so I'm left with sbt for company.
Dickheads annoy me. People who don't get to the point when telling a story, or start telling a story and then keep forgetting what happened, at which point you don't give a shit. I keep getting told off for being rude for just walking off.
I'm lucky. My missus doesn't even know how to switch the TV on let alone change channels and record stuff!
Drives me mad, had to go into the kids playroom glad we have multi room. But turned over and noticed that awful Miranda creature is on.
Your kids were watching that? Bad form that, I'd advise they are taken away from you based on just that.
No they went to bed at 7pm, I was just flicking the channels just switched on a show called undressed on tlc what a crock of shit.
