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[Ccfcisparks]

Signing from Grimsby for 100k

 

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[Nick]

20 in 23 for them.

Where have you heard this?

 

[Otis]

Yep, where?

I can't see anything mentioned anywhere.

 

[Nick]

[video=youtube;3Sma0YiuqNI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sma0YiuqNI[/video]

 

[Otis]

Prolific this season with 20 goals in 23 games , but previously at Morecombe he scored 19 in 82.

He can play as a winger or up front mind.

 

[Hobo]

Is this a Christ the King Social Club Rumour after 12 pints of Guinness?
Could pull in a few extra supporters from County Coundon!

 

[chiefdave]

As usual with the majority of our signings (or potential signing as this doesn't seem to be confirmed anywhere) I've never heard of him but that's a decent goals to games ratio by any standard.

Would be a good addition especially as he can play on the wing as well.

 

[mechaishida]

Even if we're not in the running, officially, I'd say go for him. Has a keen eye for goal, and he's versatile. Aggression is something we're lacking going forward.

 

[skybluebeduff]

The first rule when looking at these threads, is to check the credibility of the OP. Which is this case, the OP is a lying little c-unit, and persistently wrong.

Where is Dean Cox?
Where is Haris Vuckic?
Zeli Ismail?
Ross Allen?
Carlos Hernandez?

:jerkit:​

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

Signing from Grimsby for 100k

For some reason I just don't believe you...



Ccfcisparks said:
09-07-2015
Default Dean Cox
Announced this afternoon, for 100k.

Ccfcisparks said:
05-06-2015
Default Haris Vuckic
Hearing he will be the first signing Mowbray will make, possibly confirmed early next week. Only a year left on his contract at Newcastle and wants out as he is nowhere near their first team.

Ccfcisparks said:
04-05-2015
Default Zeli Ismail
Hearing we have agreed to signed him on a pre contract agreement from Wolves, with a 2 year deal.

Ccfcisparks said:
02-06-2014
Default Ross Allen
We have signed Guernsey FC striker Ross Allen for a nominal £20,000 fee

 

[mechaishida]

For some reason I just don't believe you...樂樂



Ccfcisparks said:
09-07-2015
Default Dean Cox
Announced this afternoon, for 100k.

Ccfcisparks said:
05-06-2015
Default Haris Vuckic
Hearing he will be the first signing Mowbray will make, possibly confirmed early next week. Only a year left on his contract at Newcastle and wants out as he is nowhere near their first team.

Ccfcisparks said:
04-05-2015
Default Zeli Ismail
Hearing we have agreed to signed him on a pre contract agreement from Wolves, with a 2 year deal.

Ccfcisparks said:
02-06-2014
Default Ross Allen
We have signed Guernsey FC striker Ross Allen for a nominal £20,000 fee

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Well, that confirms it. Nice detective work, mate.

What is the fucking point of lying about incoming players, Jesus.

 

[Joy Division]

I think SBT needs a three bullshit strikes and your out filter.

 

[usskyblue]

I think SBT needs a three bullshit strikes and your out filter.

Place would be empty m8

 

[malkitccfc]

Can you make up a rumour about signing Kemar Roofe from Oxford... just to get me overly excited

 

[ajsccfc]

I heard that Roofe asked for a raise, which gave Oxford-based headline writers instant erections.

 

[Nick]

I heard that Roofe asked for a raise

I heard he was on fire, the Oxford fans said he doesn't need any water, let the mother fucker burn.

 

[torchomatic]

They should bungalow fee on his head and see if anyone is Interested.

I heard that Roofe asked for a raise, which gave Oxford-based headline writers instant erections.

 

[Otis]

For some reason I just don't believe you...



Ccfcisparks said:
09-07-2015
Default Dean Cox
Announced this afternoon, for 100k.

Ccfcisparks said:
05-06-2015
Default Haris Vuckic
Hearing he will be the first signing Mowbray will make, possibly confirmed early next week. Only a year left on his contract at Newcastle and wants out as he is nowhere near their first team.

Ccfcisparks said:
04-05-2015
Default Zeli Ismail
Hearing we have agreed to signed him on a pre contract agreement from Wolves, with a 2 year deal.

Ccfcisparks said:
02-06-2014
Default Ross Allen
We have signed Guernsey FC striker Ross Allen for a nominal £20,000 fee

But besides all that he has been spot on hasn't he?

 

[torchomatic]

He'll soon be on the staff at the Telegraph with history like that.

But besides all that he has been spot on hasn't he?

 

[matesx]

Signing from Grimsby for 100k

:jerkit:

 

[CovisGod]

Normally I would be all for calling this bullshit but remember my Faux Pas with the Vincelot news breaker he had been wrong a couple of times before aswell

 

[Skybluefaz]

They should bungalow fee on his head and see if anyone is Interested.

Bravo. That just took Roofe puns to another level.

 

[usskyblue]

So this Roofe?

Aerial presence?

 

[usskyblue]

Stick him up top ?

 

[Otis]

Bravo. That just took Roofe puns to another level.

Not sure if I want him here if he's had a night out on the tiles.

 

[Covstu]

Signing from Grimsby for 100k

Just what is the fucking point in creating shit threads like this. Do you get a hard-on when someone replies!??

 

[usskyblue]

Close to the gutter so I heard

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

Roofe will be good for cover in the team

 

[Otis]

Roofe will be good for cover in the team

He would indeed. We sign him and I'll be shouting from the rafters.

 

[usskyblue]

Lofty ambitions

 

[usskyblue]

Better in defence or attic ?

 

[Otis]

Lofty ambitions

If he comes, instead of shouting 'attack, attack, attack attack attack,' maybe we should go for 'attic, attic, attic attic attic!'

 

[Otis]

Best me to it uss.

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[Skyblueweeman]

F*k me....I see we've all dipped into the 'Shit Joke Monday' handbook today chaps

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

F*k me....I see we've all dipped into the 'Shit Joke Monday' handbook today chaps

In all honesty the shit joke for Monday was the original creator of this thread!