Paidrag Amond (2 Viewers)

[Otis]

F*k me....I see we've all dipped into the 'Shit Joke Monday' handbook today chaps

I've just read that four times now and still fail to see any roof quip.

Come on, you must do better, especially while this thread is at its apex.

 

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[Otis]

I'd heard Kemar wasn't happy at Oxford and he did a dirty protest at the top of the stand, but they sorted it all out and came to an agreement eventually and they decided to wipe the slate clean.

 

[Hobo]

But would we just resort to, Hoof it onto the Roofe?

 

[skyblueeyesrevisited]

Wouldn't touch roofe. My mate said he's always out on the tiles.

 

[st john]

We could sign him, and leave him out, 'cause we need to be roofeless

 

[ajsccfc]

The Roofe rumours do actually have something to them by the looks of it, the Telegraph reckon we'll be ceiling the deal before the weekend.

 

[Liquid Gold]

Is he really the ceiling of our ambition?

 

[Nelly GTFC]

Signing from Grimsby for 100k

:jerkit:

 

[clint van damme]

:jerkit:

you went to a lot of effort for that mate, I hope you enjoyed it.

 

[Joy Division]

:jerkit:

Whatever you do in your own time mate......

 

[Nelly GTFC]

you went to a lot of effort for that mate, I hope you enjoyed it.

Amond is out of contract at the end of the season, but I doubt we would sell him for that, promotion to League Two is worth 500K+, it's hard to replace a free scoring striker in this nightmare of a non-league especially half way through the season.

He's also unproven at League One level, he's never scored more than 11 league goals in League Two at Stanley and Morecombe, but saying that in a good football side like Coventry who knows?

 

[superskyblue]

The jokes are just going over my head

 

[Hobo]

Amond is out of contract at the end of the season, but I doubt we would sell him for that, promotion to League Two is worth 500K+, it's hard to replace a free scoring striker in this nightmare of a non-league especially half way through the season.

He's also unproven at League One level, he's never scored more than 11 league goals in League Two at Stanley and Morecombe, but saying that in a good football side like Coventry who knows?

Who else you got worth stealing?

 

[Skyblueweeman]

I've just read that four times now and still fail to see any roof quip.

Come on, you must do better, especially while this thread is at its apex.

My bad Otis...I would love to join in all this tomfoolery but such ceiling jokes are quite a bit above me....

 

[Nelly GTFC]

Who else you got worth stealing?

I would honestly say none of them are capable of playing at League One level, apart from Connor Townsend we had on loan from Hull City - good left back and quicker than most wingers, but he's now signed for Scumthorpe United last week just as they sack their manager today. :facepalm:

 

[usskyblue]

Would an offer Roofe be retractable ?

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

I don't think we will make anymore 'headroom' with this deal...

 

[Malaka]

FFS Guys, he is getting slated!

 

[Kingokings204]

Good job mowbray has got a head for heights.

 

[Otis]

FFS Guys, he is getting slated!

Maybe, but I bet when you tell him he beams!

 

[jackdg]

i hope he scores 16 goals to become our joist top scorer

 

[Malaka]

I don't Adam and Eave this thread, you all need to soffit, i mean stop it right now. I cant facia anymore of this nonsense

 

[jackdg]

Unless he takes a while to settle into our style of play... Might have a flat Roofe

 

[Nick]

The women would certainly be flashing...

 

[mechaishida]

Actually, don't ban the OP, he's good comic relief.

 

[trueskyblue87]

These Roofe rumours sound a bit leaky to me

 

[thewards5579]

We could sign him, and leave him out, 'cause we need to be roofeless

Ahh the missing Ricoh sliding Roofe

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[MusicDating]

Roofe looks a done deal. Apparently he's just bought a place in Tile Hill.

 

[Hobo]

The women would certainly be flashing...

I bet they would be "apron flashing". But seriously Roofe should link well with "arma"

 

[percy]

if he plays up top will he start or we got him as cover for armstrong

 

[skybluetony176]

I've been looking for information on this Roofe all day and can't find anything. Has he lived a sheltered life?

 

[covhead1]

Have heard he's a bit of a gRAFTER

 

[usskyblue]

Will he take the cornice ?

 

[Brylowes]

Normally I would be all for calling this bullshit but remember my Faux Pas with the Vincelot news breaker he had been wrong a couple of times before aswell

Yep.Remember that. Comedy gold that. Epic Fail

 

[percy]

perhaps we're saving him for a rainy day