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Jimmy Hill's Chin

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Houchens Head

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"Go and get changed Ken. You're on in 5 minutes!"
 

KersleyDigs

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Oggy to Harrison: "Pass me the Business Pages mate?",
Harrison: "Sure, here you go".
Oggy: "Right, let me see, Hitman....."
 

Moff

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Oggy to Steve Harrison,

"You were right Steve in this dictionary it does say under the defenition of Orange Twat, it means Ken Dulieu"

or for those who watched the Fast show,

"F*ck me its Swiss Tony's brother"
 
Oggy " Ken...everyone hates you,thinks you're a c*nt...why dont you just do one one and get the F*ck out of CCFC you yellow skinned,slimey C*ntbubble............tosspot"
 

mexico88

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Oggy: "Ken, you shout them out and I'll tally it up..."

Ken: "One, two, three..."

Oggy: "Ken?"

Ken: "Yes that's it, three fans - the rest are season ticket for what I see..."
 

Moff

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Oggy reading,

"Cost of new CCFC coat 100, Cost of new tie 25, cost of Chauffer driven car 250, cost of Coombe Abbey for weekend 500, cost of Conulstation fees per week 5000, cost of being a complete bellended orange tool called Dulieu that fans hate with a passion and wishing ill of, priceless"
 

Astute

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Ken-"So you mean that when the fans say SISU out they don't mean they want us watching the game outside?"
 

albatross

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So Ken...... in the sweep you have gone for 0-0 at half time and 0-1 full time.... that's optimistic!
 

Knowledge

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C*nt Dulieu: ''Oggo - without being obvious, can you read up in your coaching folder and tell me if it's normal have a pair of clasped hands for a penis?''
Oggy - ''.............Ron Weasley urged Harry to play the deciding game of Quidditch when Hermo........Sorry c**t, what did you say? I'm in the middle of planning tactics....''
 

Knowledge

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C*nt Dulieu: ''Oggo - without being obvious, can you read up in your coaching folder and tell me if it's normal have a pair of clasped hands for a penis?''
Oggy - ''.............Ron Weasley urged Harry to play the deciding game of Quidditch when Hermo........Sorry c**t, what did you say? I'm in the middle of planning tactics....''
 

SkyBluegilby

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Steve "Go and sit in block 15 next week Ken you stupid turd"
 

SkyBluegilby

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Apologies, I didnt see this thread when i started mine!!!!!
 

Sharpie83

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Now I'm on the bench next week I'm starting can't wait
 

skablue

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Oggy, wasn't best pleased at the prospect of playing the Eamon Andrews role for Ken Deluded's This is Your Life presentation at the the xmas party
 

Houchens Head

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KD: "Oggy, why are those blokes on my left trying to make a Union Jack out of their tracksuit patterns?"
 

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