Caption Competition (2 Viewers)

[Jimmy Hill's Chin]

 

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[Notorious B.I.Girimana]

Oggy: "I'm looking at the guestlist mate, your name ain't on it! Come back when you've got money!"

 

[WillieStanley]

Oggy: You appear to be lost, Ken. Ive got a map back to Portugal here, somewhere.

 

[Jimmy Hill's Chin]

Orange Ken: You just sit there Oggy and do the accounts, good lad. I'm the manager now!

Oggy: **** off, you orange ****!

 

[Houchens Head]

"Go and get changed Ken. You're on in 5 minutes!"

 

[Sub]

4th offical " so thats that orange C**T everybody hates. ointlaugh:

 

[KersleyDigs]

Oggy to Harrison: "Pass me the Business Pages mate?",
Harrison: "Sure, here you go".
Oggy: "Right, let me see, Hitman....."

 

[Moff]

Oggy to Steve Harrison,

"You were right Steve in this dictionary it does say under the defenition of Orange Twat, it means Ken Dulieu"

or for those who watched the Fast show,

"F*ck me its Swiss Tony's brother"

 

[Moff]

Hull coach looking accross,

"Youre right he is a complete Orange Twat"

 

[Tankie]

"is that two sugars then Ken"

 

[DH - Sky Blue]

Andy Thorn's hands are just visible, confirming that Ken Dulieu has him in his pocket.

 

[melbourneskyblue]

Oggy " Ken...everyone hates you,thinks you're a c*nt...why dont you just do one one and get the F*ck out of CCFC you yellow skinned,slimey C*ntbubble............tosspot"

 

[mexico88]

Oggy: "Ken, you shout them out and I'll tally it up..."

Ken: "One, two, three..."

Oggy: "Ken?"

Ken: "Yes that's it, three fans - the rest are season ticket for what I see..."

 

[Moff]

Oggy reading,

"Cost of new CCFC coat 100, Cost of new tie 25, cost of Chauffer driven car 250, cost of Coombe Abbey for weekend 500, cost of Conulstation fees per week 5000, cost of being a complete bellended orange tool called Dulieu that fans hate with a passion and wishing ill of, priceless"

 

[Otis]

"I can't find the exact lettering of the law in this ere football rules book, Mr. Dulieu, but I think you'll find it's all about trying to get that little white round thing inbetween those two big wooden things."

 

[Moff]

Oggy, "I said we needed an orange ball not an orange bellend"

 

[Jimmy Hill's Chin]

Ken was disappointed that his new secretary wasn't quite as glamorous as his last.

 

[SkyBlue123]

Harrison to Oggy: "Oggy, you are in Ken's seat mate".

 

[Astute]

Ken-"So you mean that when the fans say SISU out they don't mean they want us watching the game outside?"

 

[Kuklinski]

This is the safest place for me to hide from irate Coventry supporters, the place is empty.

 

[sw88]

'Coventry City do their bit for help the aged!'

 

[albatross]

So Ken...... in the sweep you have gone for 0-0 at half time and 0-1 full time.... that's optimistic!

 

[TheParsonsHose]

Guy in the background looking over....WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

 

[Otis]

Guy in the background looking over....WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Guy in the background looking over ....... "Nice hair transplant there, Andy.

 

[BigadamL]

you can catch a great tan from this angle oggy

 

[Knowledge]

C*nt Dulieu: ''Oggo - without being obvious, can you read up in your coaching folder and tell me if it's normal have a pair of clasped hands for a penis?''
Oggy - ''.............Ron Weasley urged Harry to play the deciding game of Quidditch when Hermo........Sorry c**t, what did you say? I'm in the middle of planning tactics....''

 

[Knowledge]

C*nt Dulieu: ''Oggo - without being obvious, can you read up in your coaching folder and tell me if it's normal have a pair of clasped hands for a penis?''
Oggy - ''.............Ron Weasley urged Harry to play the deciding game of Quidditch when Hermo........Sorry c**t, what did you say? I'm in the middle of planning tactics....''

 

[SkyBluegilby]

Steve "Go and sit in block 15 next week Ken you stupid turd"

 

[SkyBluegilby]

Apologies, I didnt see this thread when i started mine!!!!!

 

[Sharpie83]

Oggy shit the orange man is here look busy n maybe he won't talk to us

 

[Sharpie83]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTJuR5pI2N9Mb3vHEgoIMM9cPLvzFCRAFfjIkcBtAigAOlDsQ4p6A

Now I'm on the bench next week I'm starting can't wait

 

[sw88]

I see the CET have copied this (and the other caption competitions) on their fb page!! (This isnt an answer to what i think the caption might be )

 

[skablue]

Oggy, wasn't best pleased at the prospect of playing the Eamon Andrews role for Ken Deluded's This is Your Life presentation at the the xmas party

 

[Houchens Head]

KD: "Oggy, why are those blokes on my left trying to make a Union Jack out of their tracksuit patterns?"

 

[Waldorf]

Err, this IS the Directors' Box, isn't it Oggy?