piss smells (6 Viewers)

[Mcbean]

Prolly as much as experience as those on the A45 just short of the airport

 

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[dutchman]

What about the downstairs ones by where the glass escalators are in town?

Now they were an experience.

Some of you know this already but they were originally part of the basement of the pre-war British Home Stores:

 

[Houchens Head]

One thinks this thread has ran it's course! One would never sniff one's own piss. (One gets the Royal Corgies to do that!)

 

[mechaishida]

Funny that because she wants to give birth in a pool and there is fuckin no way I'm. Getting there with all that gunk

It was a terrifying experience, like a scene outta Aliens...the joint I had prior to the pool incident didn't really help the proceedings, I was quite fucking scared.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Funny that because she wants to give birth in a pool and there is fuckin no way I'm. Getting there with all that gunk

You have a great big sea nearby the salt water will be great and the gunk will wash away. Good luck

 

[skybluedan]

One thinks this thread has ran it's course! One would never sniff one's own piss. (One gets the Royal Corgies to do that!)

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I'd deffo tap that

 

[skybluedan]

Does anybody remember the public toilets in Pool Meadow in the sixties/seventies ?. Now that was a cornucopia of intense piss smells and not pleasant either.

Fuck that remember the ones in the middle of town in the ground have to go down them stairs the piss got stronger with every step

 

[skybluedan]

And cov baths was shut


Good luck Mrs Dan and to you of course dan hope everything goes

swimmingly

Thanks daz

 

[Houchens Head]

Fuck that remember the ones in the middle of town in the ground have to go down them stairs the piss got stronger with every step

See my post at #35

 

[richnrg]

after a couple of weeks smelling 'normal' my piss is back to 'Roast Chcken Crisps' smell again. It's bloody lovely - I'm tempted to taste it.
Should I?

 

[Otis]

after a couple of weeks smelling 'normal' my piss is back to 'Roast Chcken Crisps' smell again. It's bloody lovely - I'm tempted to taste it.
Should I?

Nope. Nowt worse than soggy crisps, apart from soggy crisps soaked in wee (bad memories of the Live and Let Live in Wood End).

As I am a vegetarian, my wee cannot smell of chicken. Mine is more a chickpea aroma.

 

[olderskyblue]

Nope. Nowt worse than soggy crisps, apart from soggy crisps soaked in wee (bad memories of the Live and Let Live in Wood End).

Houch used to work there (and probably served me a few times). It's clearly dulled his piss smelling senses....

 

[Otis]

Houch used to work there (and probably served me a few times). It's clearly dulled his piss smelling senses....

The Live and Let Live was like the 'You made me miss' scene in American Werewolf in London.

 

[Houchens Head]

Houch used to work there (and probably served me a few times). It's clearly dulled his piss smelling senses....

I loved working there! If I recall, it would be around 1970 - 71 ish. Great load of customers. Typical Wood Enders. 'Look after your own' type of people.

 

[Otis]

I loved working there! If I recall, it would be around 1970 - 71 ish. Great load of customers. Typical Wood Enders. 'Look after your own' type of people.

Maybe time dulls the senses, but I remember it more like this....

 

[Moff]

Maybe time dulls the senses, but I remember it more like this....

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Was Brian running it then?

 

[Otis]

Was Brian running it then?

No. A couple called the Cutthroat Kid and Scarface.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Fuck that remember the ones in the middle of town in the ground have to go down them stairs the piss got stronger with every step

I believe they are still there and the entrance is blocked I would imagine if they opened it up it would be like a nuclear apocalypse

 

[Otis]

I believe they are still there and the entrance is blocked I would imagine if they opened it up it would be like a nuclear apocalypse

Or Robbie Savage's bathroom.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Or Robbie Savage's bathroom.

Would rather go in the toilets that that twats bathroom

 

[Houchens Head]

Was Brian running it then?

No, it was a big, burly ex-copper called John. Can't remember his surname though. He kept two huge Alsatians behind the bar at all times. I think they helped quell any trouble!

 

[mechaishida]

after a couple of weeks smelling 'normal' my piss is back to 'Roast Chcken Crisps' smell again. It's bloody lovely - I'm tempted to taste it.
Should I?

Absolutely yes. Report back here immediately afterwards, corporal.

Has anyone farted and it smells of piss? Could be a condition...

 

[skybluedan]

Would rather go in the toilets that that twats bathroom

He's a prize c**t and I bet he slips his own digits in his arse