Actually, my family have all gone off to Paris for Christmas. I've been trying to make the best of the situation, jumping on beds, eating ice cream, watching gangster movies, and doing whatever takes my fancy. I'm getting a bit worried though. There's been a spate of burglaries in the area and there have been a couple of guys hanging around in the street who I overheard talking about robbing my place.
Hopefully I'll be ok because I've got a plan - I've got my brother's BB gun and set his tarantula free, have set up some ice on the steps by the front door, heated up a doorknob using the BBQ, put my micro machines all over the floor, set up a blowtorch to go off if anyone opens the back door, placed a trip wire, got a paint can on a rope over the stairs and got an escape route from my room to my treehouse.
I'll let you know how I get on*
* Christmas is celebrated on 24th in most of central Europe