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vow

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Is it David Schwimmer?
No, but I'll give you a clue.....Played for Villa and likes to beat up Swedish birds....more, a friend of a friend, and no, it's not Joey or Chandler either.
 

Captain Dart

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Gazolba

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The low level of intellect of a lot of society. I'm no mensa candidate but a lot of people are thick as shit.
See my thread on '90% of children breathing toxic air'. We'll all be a lot thicker in the future.
 

tommydazzle

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Might use my own bags as I go round :)
Obviously you do this with self-scanning and I've often wondered how much is lost to genuine mistakes or folk being tempted by missing a high value item. It's so easy to forget to scan the odd item or even scan in their favour by scanning an item twice. Having said that the random checks have always found my shops bang on.
 

richnrg

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The poppy season and the hysterical reaction against somebody who dares not to wear one. It is completely devaluing what the poppy appeal is about.
Some people seem to have the idea that it's a sign of your patriotism when it's really got nothing to do with that.
tight arse
 

Nick

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The poppy season and the hysterical reaction against somebody who dares not to wear one. It is completely devaluing what the poppy appeal is about.
Some people seem to have the idea that it's a sign of your patriotism when it's really got nothing to do with that.

I've got 2, I'm double British!
 

Captain Dart

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The poppy season and the hysterical reaction against somebody who dares not to wear one. It is completely devaluing what the poppy appeal is about.
Some people seem to have the idea that it's a sign of your patriotism when it's really got nothing to do with that.
There are also people out there who say it glorifies war when it does nothing of the sort.
 

SBAndy

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I'm sure it's been mentioned before (I may have even mentioned it!) but those backpacks on wheels that every 'professional' and his dog walk round with now in train stations. Just put it on your back you fucking imbeciles.
 

fernandopartridge

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I'm sure it's been mentioned before (I may have even mentioned it!) but those backpacks on wheels that every 'professional' and his dog walk round with now in train stations. Just put it on your back you fucking imbeciles.
Yes, usually been pulled with one hand and a phone in the other. Wankers
 

Blind-Faith

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Last day of a holiday , I’ve gotta be out the room in 2 hours but all I wanna do is go down and have a dirty breakfast with a Bacardi and coke and soak up the sun .
 
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Otis

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Bloody kids in the modern world.

I fear for our future, I really do.

Daughter has arranged to meet her best friend at 12 today. The internet has just stopped working though in our house, so obviously a Virgin problem.

She just asked if it's off and I said it was and she is in all but full on panic mode. 'What about Lucy? How do I know she's still okay to meet up? How long will it be off for?'

She's telling me she now can't get in touch with Lucy.

'For God''s sake!' I replied. 'Send a bloody text message! Or CALL her!'

This is not the first time and I have seen her friends be exactly the same.

Geez..... :(
 

I_Saw_Shaw_Score

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Couldn’t beat a coco pops Monkey plastic thing you’d shove on the top of your pencil, never knew what they were for but getting one of those topped Xmas day!
 

Captain Dart

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Otis

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My daughter won best short film for that very concept of a toy in a cereal box.

I wonder where she got that idea from?

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dancers lance

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Why don't they do free things in cereal any more?
Some overly dramatic ponce, (most probably gifted and advisory role through nepotism), once heard a story about some kid that nearly chocked on a 3" He Man badge after eating Ready Brek, in the dark. Hence forth, decided to make a name for himself and extract the fun from the breakfast table. I'm sorry, but If a child chokes to death after eating a football card with a miniature cap gun attached to the back of it thinking this to be part of the breakfast meal, then they are just thinning the herd.
 
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tommydazzle

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Some overly dramatic ponce, (most probably gifted and advisory role through nepotism), once heard a story about some kid that nearly chocked on a 3" He Man badge after eating Ready Brek, in the dark. Hence forth, decided to make a name for himself and extract the fun from the breakfast table. I'm sorry, but If a child chokes to death after eating a football card with a miniature cap gun attached to the back of it thinking this to be part of the breakfast meal, then they are just thinning the herd.
Cereal killers?
 

SBAndy

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Some overly dramatic ponce, (most probably gifted and advisory role through nepotism), once heard a story about some kid that nearly chocked on a 3" He Man badge after eating Ready Brek, in the dark. Hence forth, decided to make a name for himself and extract the fun from the breakfast table. I'm sorry, but If a child chokes to death after eating a football card with a miniature cap gun attached to the back of it thinking this to be part of the breakfast meal, then they are just thinning the herd.

Did he do a sad face holding a box of ready brek?
 

Captain Dart

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Boing! Magic Roundabout.
 

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