Transfer Rumour Ben Sheaf (9 Viewers)

[mark82]

Mine will either show I’m at St Andrews or in LA

Strangely, a lot of correlation between you, @hill83 and @chiefdave.

 

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[JimmyHillsbeard]

Yes, yes all very entertaining but is Andy Driver signing or not?

 

[Mcbean]

should i be concerned i don't understand any of this trickery

 

[Liquid Gold]

Strangely, a lot of correlation between you, @hill83 and @chiefdave.

They're wurzels too!

 

[shmmeee]

Thanks Nick, I was wondering if it was something to do with phone use at the stadium - otherwise I was befuddled (as I often am) by the whole thing! My secret alter egos remain undiscovered! Joking aside, I suppose it is possible to select other members at random and discover similar circumstances. Interesting to see which people get grouped together!!

Ive always wanted to do a network analysis of the likes and replies on here, and a sentiment analysis of posts, especially when doing my Masters. Don’t really have the time for such fun these days sadly.

 

[fatso]

To be fair, do you remember when Grendel posted “Grendel said bla bla” and someone asked if he thought he was logged into an alternative account and his excuse was that he sometimes refers to himself in third person hahah

ooooh I’ve always wanted to be a conspiracy nutter. 9/11 faked, Diana was killed, everything is cake.

WTF !!! DIANA IS DEAD???

 

[baldy]

Yes, yes all very entertaining but is Andy Driver signing or not?

It‘s Adam Driver isn’t it?

edit - ignore me,you’re right lolz

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

WTF !!! DIANA IS DEAD???

No - it's all a conspiracy.

 

[JimmyHillsbeard]

It‘s Adam Driver isn’t it?

edit - ignore me,you’re right lolz

 

[robbiethemole]

The annoying thing for me is that I've long been curious as to who G really is - and am now gutted to find out it might have been me all along - filled with disappointment

you must have two devices too, cos I'v got G on ignore one one of them, if that helps

 

[fernandopartridge]

Yes, yes all very entertaining but is Andy Driver signing or not?

I was trying to think the other day who the winger was that seemed to get linked with us (only really on message boards), it's him. According to wiki his career seems to be over at 32.


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[Nonleagueherewecome]

WTF !!! DIANA IS DEAD???

One of those "you never forget where you were when you heard" moments, isn't it? Certainly is for me: when the news came in, I went to tell my mum only to walk in on her and my dad (from whom she had been divorced some 5 years by then), pissed out of their heads, butt-naked rutting on the lounge floor in the lotus position. They didn't notice me, so I rapdily left in the most bewildered state of my life. We never spoke of it.


It was a hardwood floor too, must have been really uncomfortable.

 

[BornSlippySkyBlue]

One of those "you never forget where you were when you heard" moments, itsn't it? Certainly is for me: when the news came in, I went to tell my mum only to walk in on her and my dad (from whom she had been divorced some 5 years by then), pissed out of their heads, butt-naked rutting on the lounge floor in the lotus position. They didn't notice me, so I rapdily left in the most bewildered state of my life. We never spoke of it.


It was a hardwood floor too, must have been really uncomfortable.

Scarred for life!

 

[Mcbean]

One of those "you never forget where you were when you heard" moments, itsn't it? Certainly is for me: when the news came in, I went to tell my mum only to walk in on her and my dad (from whom she had been divorced some 5 years by then), pissed out of their heads, butt-naked rutting on the lounge floor in the lotus position. They didn't notice me, so I rapdily left in the most bewildered state of my life. We never spoke of it.


It was a hardwood floor too, must have been really uncomfortable.

ohh messy - quick sharp exit required

 

[Nonleagueherewecome]

ohh messy - quick sharp exit required

It's the most shocked I've ever been. Even more so than when we signed Jarni. The room started to spin as I tried to process just what was happening...then once I did, as you said, sharp exit! I remember walking back upstairs, shaking my head in disbelief and tutting a lot...


I like Stewart Lee's take on Diana's death, long-winded as it is:



"The hysterical over-emotional shrieking grief of twats".







Sill no word on Sheaf, then?

 

[cc84cov]

This thread has turned fully weird

 

[Evo1883]

I cant besheaf what this thread has become

 

[Saddlebrains]

Reckon he's unsheathed?

 

[hill83]

Strangely, a lot of correlation between you, @hill83 and @chiefdave.

 

[Liquid Gold]

A sign has just gone up that drug users have been found in the building. You and @chiefdave are now prime suspects.

 

[RingoCCFC]

Honestly I'm flabbergasted as to how no one believes he's coming yet, he's been spotted several times behind the sheds. CCFC Media Team has been playing a where's wally with you all and it was right before your eyes!

 

[cc84cov]

All gone quiet on this one then

 

[HuckerbyDublinWhelan]

Has nobody learnt from the O’Hare, Eastwood and Chaplin sagas that real life isn’t football manager? Sheaf is in France, probably just chilling before he makes a decision.

There’s a full month before the season starts and another 2 months of the transfer window.

 

[Sky Blue Pete]

Has nobody learnt from the O’Hare, Eastwood and Chaplin sagas that real life isn’t football manager? Sheaf is in France, probably just chilling before he makes a decision.

There’s a full month before the season starts and another 2 months of the transfer window.

Oh no he’s not in France is he?

 

[BornSlippySkyBlue]

Has nobody learnt from the O’Hare, Eastwood and Chaplin sagas that real life isn’t football manager? Sheaf is in France, probably just chilling before he makes a decision.

There’s a full month before the season starts and another 2 months of the transfer window.

If he’s in France he’s probably desperately scrambling for a flight back so he doesn’t miss 2 weeks preseason in quarantine!

 

[no_loyalty]

If he’s in France he’s probably desperately scrambling for a flight back so he doesn’t miss 2 weeks preseason in quarantine!

Or wants a couple of extra weeks off and stays put.

 

[cc84cov]

Has nobody learnt from the O’Hare, Eastwood and Chaplin sagas that real life isn’t football manager? Sheaf is in France, probably just chilling before he makes a decision.

There’s a full month before the season starts and another 2 months of the transfer window.

Who even said he’s in France ? Or is Th is another made up rumour

 

[shmmeee]

Who even said he’s in France ? Or is Th is another made up rumour

Tom Leach certainly said it in his rumour round up.

 

[cc84cov]

Tom Leach certainly said it in his rumour round up.

Say no more then #Bollocks

 

[KenilworthSkyBlue]

Or wants a couple of extra weeks off and stays put.

I'd be surprised if that were the case. Considering how long it's been since he's played you'd like to think that he'd be chomping at the bit to get back out on the grass. Whilst pre-season must be hell at times it must be great to get stuck in, and get yourself ready for the new season. I mean let's be honest it must be far better than playing catchup whilst fixtures are coming thick and fast and you're missing out on games due to lack of fitness because you decided it would be a great idea to doss around for an extra two weeks instead!

 

[BornSlippySkyBlue]

Or wants a couple of extra weeks off and stays put.

You’d hope a pro wouldn’t actively choose to miss 2 weeks of preseason training, potentially with a new club. He should pull his finger out and get his arse back to the UK before 4am IMO, regardless of whether we’re signing him or not. Surely spending time with whichever players he’s going to be playing with should be priority number 1 for him.

 

[no_loyalty]

You’d hope a pro wouldn’t actively choose to miss 2 weeks of preseason training, potentially with a new club. He should pull his finger out and get his arse back to the UK before 4am IMO, regardless of whether we’re signing him or not. Surely spending time with whichever players he’s going to be playing with should be priority number 1 for him.

I suppose it all depends on when Arsenal are due back for preseason training.

*Edit, Arsenal are back on 22nd August, so he needs to come back today regardless.

 

[Malaka]

One of those "you never forget where you were when you heard" moments, isn't it? Certainly is for me: when the news came in, I went to tell my mum only to walk in on her and my dad (from whom she had been divorced some 5 years by then), pissed out of their heads, butt-naked rutting on the lounge floor in the lotus position. They didn't notice me, so I rapdily left in the most bewildered state of my life. We never spoke of it.


It was a hardwood floor too, must have been really uncomfortable.

 

[cc84cov]

Looks in the uk to me,London Bourogh wheelie bins

 

[cc84cov]

Personally I would fuck the deal off if he’s not set on it or doesn’t fancy it “talking” etc then jog it on