Yes, yes all very entertaining but is Andy Driver signing or not?
They're wurzels too!
Ive always wanted to do a network analysis of the likes and replies on here, and a sentiment analysis of posts, especially when doing my Masters. Don’t really have the time for such fun these days sadly.
you must have two devices too, cos I'v got G on ignore one one of them, if that helpsThe annoying thing for me is that I've long been curious as to who G really is - and am now gutted to find out it might have been me all along - filled with disappointment
I was trying to think the other day who the winger was that seemed to get linked with us (only really on message boards), it's him. According to wiki his career seems to be over at 32.
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One of those "you never forget where you were when you heard" moments, isn't it? Certainly is for me: when the news came in, I went to tell my mum only to walk in on her and my dad (from whom she had been divorced some 5 years by then), pissed out of their heads, butt-naked rutting on the lounge floor in the lotus position. They didn't notice me, so I rapdily left in the most bewildered state of my life. We never spoke of it.
It was a hardwood floor too, must have been really uncomfortable.
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It's the most shocked I've ever been. Even more so than when we signed Jarni. The room started to spin as I tried to process just what was happening...then once I did, as you said, sharp exit! I remember walking back upstairs, shaking my head in disbelief and tutting a lot...
I like Stewart Lee's take on Diana's death, long-winded as it is:
"The hysterical over-emotional shrieking grief of twats".
Sill no word on Sheaf, then?
A sign has just gone up that drug users have been found in the building. You and @chiefdave are now prime suspects.
Honestly I'm flabbergasted as to how no one believes he's coming yet, he's been spotted several times behind the sheds. CCFC Media Team has been playing a where's wally with you all and it was right before your eyes! 
If he’s in France he’s probably desperately scrambling for a flight back so he doesn’t miss 2 weeks preseason in quarantine!
I'd be surprised if that were the case. Considering how long it's been since he's played you'd like to think that he'd be chomping at the bit to get back out on the grass. Whilst pre-season must be hell at times it must be great to get stuck in, and get yourself ready for the new season. I mean let's be honest it must be far better than playing catchup whilst fixtures are coming thick and fast and you're missing out on games due to lack of fitness because you decided it would be a great idea to doss around for an extra two weeks instead!
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You’d hope a pro wouldn’t actively choose to miss 2 weeks of preseason training, potentially with a new club. He should pull his finger out and get his arse back to the UK before 4am IMO, regardless of whether we’re signing him or not. Surely spending time with whichever players he’s going to be playing with should be priority number 1 for him.
I suppose it all depends on when Arsenal are due back for preseason training.
*Edit, Arsenal are back on 22nd August, so he needs to come back today regardless.
