Gustavo Hamer Song (7 Viewers)

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shmmeee

shmmeee

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Every time you see him
That Hamer's kicking asses
Hes dope in the box
And He’s magic with his passes
Now, why would He ever
Stop doing this
With others making signings
That just don't hit?
Hes toured around the world
From Zwolle to Citay
It's "Hamer! Go, Hamer! Gustavo Hamer! Yo, Hamer!"
And the rest can go and play
"U Can't Touch This"
 
clint van damme

clint van damme

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Skybluefaz said:
We are hopeful of being back in the ground within a couple of months fingers crossed. This man NEEDS a song.

I'm bouyed by the fact Gustavo Hamer rhymes with Club Tropicana. I'll be working that angle.

Any suggestions?
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Hamer rhymes Tropicana?! That's a stretch!
 
clint van damme

clint van damme

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Skybluefaz said:
Gustavo Hamer - Club Tropicana it's perfect. As Harry Hill would say, you've got to have a system. Trebor extra strong mints - the artist formerly known as Prince.
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Still.one of the best stand ups I've ever seen. Harry Hill that is, not Gustavo Hamer
 
Otis

Otis

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Bob Marley's Redemption Song (though I prefer the Joe Strummer version)

ORIGINAL:

Oh pirates, yes, they rob I
Sold I to the merchant ships
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit
But my hand was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty
We forward in this generation
Triumphantly
Won't you help to sing
These songs of freedom?
'Cause all I ever have
Redemption songs
Redemption songs
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds
Have no fear for atomic energy
'Cause none of them can stop the time
How long shall they kill our prophets
While we stand aside and look? Ooh
Some say it's just a part of it
We've got to fullfil the book


HAMERISED:

Oh Hamer, yes, he robs you
Of the ball and gives it to Ships
Minutes after he gets booked
By a ref so shit
Now his leg was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty
He forwards it with penetration
Triumphantly

So won't you help to sing
These songs of Hamer?
'Cause all we ever want
Gus Hamer songs
Gus Hamer songs

Appropriate yourselves with his mental bravery
None as good can win the ball
Have no fear for his lack of energy
He will run into a wall
How long shall he kill opponents
While we stand aside and look? Ooh
Some say it's just a part of it
but he'll end up in the book

So won't you help to sing
These songs of Hamer?
'Cause all we ever want
Gus Hamer songs
Gus Hamer songs
 
Hutch11

Hutch11

Well-Known Member
shmmeee said:
Every time you see him
That Hamer's kicking asses
Hes dope in the box
And He’s magic with his passes
Now, why would He ever
Stop doing this
With others making signings
That just don't hit?
Hes toured around the world
From Zwolle to Citay
It's "Hamer! Go, Hamer! Gustavo Hamer! Yo, Hamer!"
And the rest can go and play
"U Can't Touch This"
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You get a like for the hard work
 
Hutch11

Hutch11

Well-Known Member
Otis said:
Bob Marley's Redemption Song (though I prefer the Joe Strummer version)

ORIGINAL:

Oh pirates, yes, they rob I
Sold I to the merchant ships
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit
But my hand was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty
We forward in this generation
Triumphantly
Won't you help to sing
These songs of freedom?
'Cause all I ever have
Redemption songs
Redemption songs
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds
Have no fear for atomic energy
'Cause none of them can stop the time
How long shall they kill our prophets
While we stand aside and look? Ooh
Some say it's just a part of it
We've got to fullfil the book


HAMERISED:

Oh Hamer, yes, he robs you
Of the ball and gives it to Ships
Minutes after he gets booked
By a ref so shit
Now his leg was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty
He forwards it with penetration
Triumphantly

So won't you help to sing
These songs of Hamer?
'Cause all we ever want
Gus Hamer songs
Gus Hamer songs

Appropriate yourselves with his mental bravery
None as good can win the ball
Have no fear for his lack of energy
He will run into a wall
How long shall he kill opponents
While we stand aside and look? Ooh
Some say it's just a part of it
but he'll end up in the book

So won't you help to sing
These songs of Hamer?
'Cause all we ever want
Gus Hamer songs
Gus Hamer songs
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Probably a few too many words to remember , it is SBT after all
 
andrew.roberts

andrew.roberts

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Refreshing post chaps
By the way, here's a bit of randomness. Kermit the frog is called Gustavo in Spain (they have to change every name ever created here).
Also a shame that Bananarama didn't make a self titled song purely for the rhyme but then again it's probably better that they didn't because they were awful.
Sorry

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Blind-Faith

Blind-Faith

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Gus Hamer wooooooaaaah
Gus Hamer wooooooaaaah
He plays for Coventry
Hes better than Henry ( Shipley - thats harsh i know! )
Gus Hamer wooooooaaah
 
Blind-Faith

Blind-Faith

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we have got gustavo wooooaaaah, with kelly in the middle woooooaaaah, they never give the ball away

whats that coming over the hill is it a hamer is it a hamer?

the darts song - da da da da da daaaaaa da da da da da daaaaaa da da da da daaaaaaaa GUS HAMER!
 
Sky_Blue_Dreamer

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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shmmeee said:
I would be totally up for a chant of “woahoooh woahoooh woooahoooj STOP Hamer time” complete with shuffle dancing from side to side in the stands. Would be easy with social distancing these days, lots of space.
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I'm going with this. Simple to remember and even has a little dance with it, so the young'uns can tik tok it or whatever shit it is they do.

Do we do him a flag out of parachute pants?
 
M

Mdyer1985

Active Member
Could do something on the song hey baby bit like hey hey hamer I want too know if you can score more goals . It’s a start lol
 
Londonccfcfan

Londonccfcfan

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Gus Hamer my Lord
Gus Hamer
Gus Hamer my Lord
Gus Hamer
Oh Lord Gus Hamer!

Pinched from Gustavo Poyets chants.


I think it's Brilliant if I don't say so myself!
 
Sky_Blue_Dreamer

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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To Informer.

#Gus Hamer#
#Ya know he's one hell of a player#
#He'll kick your bum-bum now#
 
K

KersleyDigs

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lordy_87 said:
Someone else posted this some time ago, can't remember who it was but went something like this:

Gustavo, whooaao
Gustavo, whooaao
He's only five foot four
He'll break your fucking jaw

Thought it was amusing
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Me. Haha. Just put it up again. Nicking the old Wisey one ;-)
 
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