Gustavo Hamer Song (2 Viewers)

[Covatron]

Is he Brazilian
Is he Dutch
Will he kick you in the crutch
Gus Hamer
Gus Hamer

 

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[Skybluefaz]

Fuck me...what cringeworthy suggestions here

It's a bit of fun. What you bringing to the table? Other than sniping at others?

 

[Hutch11]

If I had a hamer
I'd hamer in the morning
I'd hamer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hamer out danger
I'd hamer out a warning
I'd hamer out love between
My brothers and my sisters
All over this land, uh

 

[Hutch11]

Okay maybe the last bit is more in keeping with the lestuh lot

 

[ceetee]

Gustavo Hamer fits the Jordy Hiwula chant

 

[hill83]

Hamer instead of Hey ya. Done.

 

[the rumpo kid]

To the same tune as 20 goals Baka.

Broken bones broken bones gus hamer
Broken bones broken bones I say
Broken bones broken bones gus hamer
Playing football the gus hamer way!

 

[scottccfc]

He's Brazilian
He only cost city a million
And he's flipping brilliant
It's gustavo hamer
To the tune Everton sing about richarlison

 

[Limey]

Oh Hamers here,
And Hamers there,
He knocks em out,
And plays is square,
If you see him coming,
Then get out his f*ckin way,
Cos he's a,
Dedicated footballer for City...

Repeat. Dedicated Follower of Fashion tune.

 

[shmmeee]

If I had Gus Hamer
I’d Hamer in the morning
I’d Hamer in the evening
All over this land

 

[archieboy]

He's Brazilian
He only cost city a million
And he's flipping brilliant
It's gustavo hamer
To the tune Everton sing about richarlison

I was just about to post this and read yours thankfully! We could amend it to half brazilian!

 

[Covatron]

To the Macarena.

He shoots and he scores thats our Gustavo Hamer

You're jealous of his skills and who can fucking blame ya

He gets red cards thats a part of his gamer

Our Gustavo Hamer.

 

[superskyblue]

....does it rhyme with Tropicana? (That is genius though)

Gustavo Hamer loves City
Goals and headbutts, there's enough for everyone
He runs the show for Coventry
But don't worry, you can fight him

I'll see myself out

Superb

 

[BornSlippySkyBlue]

Bob Marley's Redemption Song (though I prefer the Joe Strummer version)

ORIGINAL:

Oh pirates, yes, they rob I
Sold I to the merchant ships
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit
But my hand was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty
We forward in this generation
Triumphantly
Won't you help to sing
These songs of freedom?
'Cause all I ever have
Redemption songs
Redemption songs
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds
Have no fear for atomic energy
'Cause none of them can stop the time
How long shall they kill our prophets
While we stand aside and look? Ooh
Some say it's just a part of it
We've got to fullfil the book


HAMERISED:

Oh Hamer, yes, he robs you
Of the ball and gives it to Ships
Minutes after he gets booked
By a ref so shit
Now his leg was made strong
By the hand of the Almighty
He forwards it with penetration
Triumphantly

So won't you help to sing
These songs of Hamer?
'Cause all we ever want
Gus Hamer songs
Gus Hamer songs

Appropriate yourselves with his mental bravery
None as good can win the ball
Have no fear for his lack of energy
He will run into a wall
How long shall he kill opponents
While we stand aside and look? Ooh
Some say it's just a part of it
but he'll end up in the book

So won't you help to sing
These songs of Hamer?
'Cause all we ever want
Gus Hamer songs
Gus Hamer songs

I like that but not sure the SBA is up to the job! Maybe save it for when we play Millwall...

 

[BornSlippySkyBlue]

Hamer rhymes Tropicana?! That's a stretch!

I think there’s still a couple of pronunciations of Hamer, “Haymer” and “Harmer”. Heard them both used repeatedly. Someone on here mentioned that in Dutch the “a” sound is usually pronounced “ah” but I have no clue.

The “Harmer” version can rhyme with Tropicana, maybe.

 

[shmmeee]

I think there’s still a couple of pronunciations of Hamer, “Haymer” and “Harmer”. Heard them both used repeatedly. Someone on here mentioned that in Dutch the “a” sound is usually pronounced “ah” but I have no clue.

The “Harmer” version can rhyme with Tropicana, maybe.

I think it was me. My missus is Dutch and tells me it’s “Harmer”.

 

[Johnnythespider]

I think there’s still a couple of pronunciations of Hamer, “Haymer” and “Harmer”. Heard them both used repeatedly. Someone on here mentioned that in Dutch the “a” sound is usually pronounced “ah” but I have no clue.

The “Harmer” version can rhyme with Tropicana, maybe.

Or banana

 

[rob9872]

Or banana

In pyjamas ...

 

[BornSlippySkyBlue]

I think it was me. My missus is Dutch and tells me it’s “Harmer”.

Don’t Clive etc tend to say “Haymer”? Better sort them out. Better still would be if they’d ask him how he says it, his name after all.

 

[superskyblue]

I've also heard people saying "Ham-air" . Lends itself to the tune 'In the air tonight' by Phil Collins. Not sure about 'I can feel it coming in Ham-air tonight, oh lord' though.

 

[andrew.roberts]

Don’t Clive etc tend to say “Haymer”? Better sort them out. Better still would be if they’d ask him how he says it, his name after all.

That's pretty decent for Clive, at least it's the right player

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[rob9872]

I've also heard people saying "Ham-air" . Lends itself to the tune 'In the air tonight' by Phil Collins. Not sure about 'I can feel it coming in Ham-air tonight, oh lord' though.

Nah you didn't - just wanted shoehorn the lyric in although if he carries on with this form 'cumming over Ham-air tonight!'

 

[Briles]

Surely the easiest one would be "He Ya" by Outkast?

 

[Skybluefaz]

Surely the easiest one would be "He Ya" by Outkast?

Yes, I'm surprised that hasn’t been mentioned already.

 

[Johhny Blue]

Don’t Clive etc tend to say “Haymer”? Better sort them out. Better still would be if they’d ask him how he says it, his name after all.

Clive pronounces it “Sheffield Wednesday”

 

[TomRad85]

I think it was me. My missus is Dutch and tells me it’s “Harmer”.

Isn't his surname Brazilian though?

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[Maupet]

Only one song for hamer unfortunately. The Beatles...hello goodbye

 

[Skybluefaz]

Only one song for hamer unfortunately. The Beatles...hello goodbye ☹☹

I say no.

 

[shmmeee]

Isn't his surname Brazilian though?

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Ah didn’t realise he was born in Brazil and only moved because he was spotted by Feyenoord.

 

[BornSlippySkyBlue]

Ah didn’t realise he was born in Brazil and only moved because he was spotted by Feyenoord.

Still think someone should ask him. In fact it would show respect for any player with a name that can be pronounced in different ways to simply ask them and let the fans / media know. That way we all get it right. Right?

 

[AStonesThrow]

To the the tune of ‘my old mans a dustman’:

His names Gustavo Hamer,
He hails from Brazil,
He gets a lot of yellows,
But he comes with bags of skill

 

[rob9872]

To the the tune of ‘my old mans a dustman’:

His names Gustavo Hamer,
He hails from Brazil,
He gets a lot of yellows,
But he comes with bags of skill

His names Gustavo Hamer,
Brazilian or Dutch
If SISU can get £5m
They'll say thank you very much!

 

[AStonesThrow]

Everywhere he goes,
He picks up yellows,
From 30 yards,
He’s scoring with headers,

Shall we tell them,
Who he is,
He’ll come to your ground,
And he will take the piss

Gustavo Hamer,
He plays for Coventry,
Brazil or Denmark,
Could play for both countries

Gustavo Hamer x4

 

[superskyblue]

Ah didn’t realise he was born in Brazil and only moved because he was spotted by Feyenoord.

Is that true? It's not exactly a source of truth but Wikipedia says he was adopted and raised in the Netherlands.

 

[shmmeee]

Is that true? It's not exactly a source of truth but Wikipedia says he was adopted and raised in the Netherlands.

Equally shitty source I was using the CT

Looking at a few other profiles o think you’re right he was adopted. So maybe Hamer is a Dutch name. In which case it is Harmer not Haymer.