Sky Blue Pete
Well-Known Member
Bastard and true lolHe's very short sighted, so you're in with a chance if you keep your distance.
So short sighted in fact....he once came off at half time of a football match complaining that his legs were really burning under his socks. He found out after the game that instead of packing his deep heat gel in his kit bag, he'd accidentally picked up a tube of photo glue and spent 10 minutes massaging that into his legs before the game. Melted all his leg hair.