Doug King Takeover (38 Viewers)

[Grendel]

Ah yes, that well known salad ingredient turnip!

you can tell why he never made it on my Christmas quiz

 

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[Theonlywayisskyblue]

I really wish you’d fuck off with the shit, and I mean shit, salad based jokes
Doug King where the fuck are you!!!!!

Not mushroom for anything else at the moment

 

[Samo]

Not mushroom for anything else at the moment

Ok I'm calling this... who eats mushroom salad?

 

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

I really wish you’d fuck off with the shit, and I mean shit, salad based jokes
Doug King where the fuck are you!!!!!

He’ll be back tomato

 

[shepardo01]

Ok I'm calling this... who eats mushroom salad?

Nobody.... it doesn't leave mushroom for anything else...

 

[Hutch11]

Ok I'm calling this... who eats mushroom salad?

Ooh you seem like a fungi

 

[shmmeee]

He’s staying at the Wardolf Hotel before visiting Ceasers Palace

Load of Cobb-lers

 

[Theonlywayisskyblue]

Ok I'm calling this... who eats mushroom salad?

Marinated Mushroom Salad Well you did ask. Marinate away and report back. I'm on tenterhooks...

 

[Saddlebrains]

Preparing for the backlash but..........





I dont see how his mum dying holds things up with a (made up) takeover? This isn't nipping down to Listers and bagging a Seat Leon, but not feeling up to it due to bad news

This is a multi million pound takeover of a championship football club thats been going through approval (allegedly) since November and involves multiple people.


Not buying that this is the reason for any hold up

 

[Hobo]

This thread has beansprouting for sometime now.

 

[Balli001]

Preparing for the backlash but..........





I dont see how his mum dying holds things up with a (made up) takeover? This isn't nipping down to Listers and bagging a Seat Leon, but not feeling up to it due to bad news

This is a multi million pound takeover of a championship football club thats been going through approval (allegedly) since November and involves multiple people.


Not buying that this is the reason for any hold up

So you expect him to sign legal papers while grieving for his mother. Full of compassion you are

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

Preparing for the backlash but..........





I dont see how his mum dying holds things up with a (made up) takeover? This isn't nipping down to Listers and bagging a Seat Leon, but not feeling up to it due to bad news

This is a multi million pound takeover of a championship football club thats been going through approval (allegedly) since November and involves multiple people.


Not buying that this is the reason for any hold up

I thought that it was the reason for his non attendance at a game that was being explained?!

 

[Saddlebrains]

I thought that it was the reason for his non attendance at a game that was being explained?!

Nope was away on pre arranged business. Apparently

 

[Saddlebrains]

So you expect him to sign legal papers while grieving for his mother. Full of compassion you are

I lost my mum and became a homeless orphan aged 15 mate so i know a lot about how difficult it is, hence why im not buying it

 

[Grendel]

So you expect him to sign legal papers while grieving for his mother. Full of compassion you are

his legal team would be signing and it’s probably E sign anyway - it’s not a reason

 

[Hobo]

I know we are all a bit cress fallen but the EFL need some rocket up their parsley. If its mint to be its mint to be.

 

[shmmeee]

Nope was away on pre arranged business. Apparently

Are you saying he killed his mum??

 

[shmmeee]

I lost my mum and became a homeless orphan aged 15 mate so i know a lot about how difficult it is, hence why im not buying it

How many clubs did you buy that week?

 

[shmmeee]

Im gonna stop now before I upset everyone. Just making up for pussying out of my comment earlier @Nick

 

[Saddlebrains]

How many clubs did you buy that week?

Eleventy billion

 

[no_loyalty]

He’s staying at the Wardolf Hotel before visiting Ceasers Palace

I thought he was stopping at the RADISHon to be honest.

 

[shmmeee]

I thought he was stopping at the RADISHon to be honest.

Paneer Inn I heard

 

[SkyBlueSam01]

Eleventy billion

5 a day would have been more apt

 

[Sky Blue Pete]

Preparing for the backlash but..........





I dont see how his mum dying holds things up with a (made up) takeover? This isn't nipping down to Listers and bagging a Seat Leon, but not feeling up to it due to bad news

This is a multi million pound takeover of a championship football club thats been going through approval (allegedly) since November and involves multiple people.


Not buying that this is the reason for any hold up

You are going to have so much egg on your face

 

[Matt smith]

You are going to have so much egg on your face

How long Pete?

 

[Skyblueweeman]

You are going to have so much egg on your face

Do tell...

 

[shepardo01]

How long Pete?

Until he washes it off I'd say!??...

 

[Matt smith]

Until he washes it off I'd say!??...

Lettuce finish

 

[clint van damme]

Until he washes it off I'd say!??...

Will King would recomend shaving it off, probably working on a yoke removal range as we speak.

 

[Deleted member 9744]

You are going to have so much egg on your face

Is this another salad reference?

 

[Greggs]

Is this another salad reference?

True story. My best mate at school was called Stephen Salad, the best part is he is now a butcher.

 

[fernandopartridge]

You are going to have so much egg on your face

Egg mayonnaise in keeping with the salad theme

 

[skybluetony176]

True story. My best mate at school was called Stephen Salad, the best part is he is now a butcher.

I’ve got a mate called Mike Sampson. He sells kitchens for a living but he can’t actually cook. A cookbook would be wasted on him.

#accidentalpartridge

 

[Saddlebrains]

You are going to have so much egg on your face

Read that as Smeg for a moment

 

[no_loyalty]

I had a salad joke but I tossed it.