Transfer Rumour Ellis Simms (38 Viewers)

[Saddlebrains]

Don't be bitter because my moms got a bigger d*ck than you.

Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

'yo mama' and 'mom'

Are you a yank or do you regularly get your witty retorts from google?

 

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[napolimp]

Sunderland fans trying to console themselves by insisting the £8m is in instalments rather than clauses.

It's pathetic. I don't recall anyone ever caring about a Sunderland transfer on here.

 

[Grendel]

It's pathetic. I don't recall anyone ever caring about a Sunderland transfer on here.

we must have had 20 threads dedicated to them over the last two years

 

[TomRad85]

Sunderland fans trying to console themselves by insisting the £8m is in instalments rather than clauses.

The fact this signing clearly grates on those goons is just the cherry on the cake really. You just know he's gonna score against the useless cunts too

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[napolimp]

we must have had 20 threads dedicated to them over the last two years

We've had a meltdown over a player they've bought/been linked with?

Only one I can think of is Burge, when we had a year of mourning.

 

[SkyBlueMatt]

'yo mama' and 'mom'

Are you a yank or do you regularly get your witty retorts from google?

The 'Yo mama' joke wasn't trying to be subtle to the ridiculousness of your reply.

Of course I googled it, it's not the 90s anymore.

 

[David O'Day]

The fact this signing clearly grates on those goons is just the cherry on the cake really. You just know he's gonna score against the useless cunts too

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You can tell they really wanted him back and are now giving off massive "never fancied her anayway" vibes

 

[TomRad85]

You can tell they really wanted him back and are now giving off massive "never fancied her anayway" vibes

It's great we only have to wait til August to send them home with nothing again.

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[fernandopartridge]

Somebody on Facey reckons he's just arrived at Ryton in a Mercedes people carrier

 

[mark82]

Somebody on Facey reckons he's just arrived at Ryton in a Mercedes people carrier

Well, this is where it all goes wrong then.

 

[mmttww]

Somebody on Facey reckons he's just arrived at Ryton in a Mercedes people carrier

 

[Skyblueweeman]

Somebody on Facey reckons he's just arrived at Ryton in a Mercedes people carrier

Facey??

I expect better of you.

 

[David O'Day]

Well, this is where it all goes wrong then.

FFS don't walk him passed the window

 

[SBT]

It's pathetic. I don't recall anyone ever caring about a Sunderland transfer on here.

People moan about them all the time. Someone had a recurring bit about loaning Diallo being a ‘cheat code’.

 

[Speedie's Head]

Well, this is where it all goes wrong then.

The get out of jail free card. Surely he can't fail one of our soft medicals

 

[SBT]

Somebody on Facey reckons he's just arrived at Ryton in a Mercedes people carrier

‘Facey’ as a nickname for Facebook should be an instant ban, typo or not.

 

[napolimp]

People moan about them all the time. Someone had a recurring bit about loaning Diallo being a ‘cheat code’.

What a player Amad Diallo is though.

 

[clint van damme]

‘Facey’ as a nickname for Facebook should be an instant ban, typo or not.

Posted the same thing on Twits the other day

 

[Briles]

What are the odds he does his ACL on the way out from signing

 

[Saddlebrains]

Posted the same thing on Twits the other day

Uploaded any recent pics to the gram?

 

[tisza]

Weren’t they haggling over a million for 3 months? I’m sure that was the sticking point - we eventually signed him in February when it was too late

our board playing silly buggers. Saying he was injury-prone to keep fee down but he'd already played 20 odd games for Wimbledon that season.

 

[clint van damme]

Uploaded any recent pics to the gram?

There's a massive opening for another your mum joke there but I'm not going to demean myself.

 

[Londonccfcfan]

Doesn’t really matter 2bh. We’ve just got 20m so we’re still plus 12m - is it a lot - yes, but I hope we pay it, means he’d have fired us to the prem

We wont get anywhere near £20m for Vik.

£2.5M more or less will be going to Brighton.

 

[Speedie's Head]

We wont get anywhere near £20m for Vik.

£2.5M more or less will be going to Brighton.

and a million (perhaps) to his agent at a guess..

 

[bigfatronssba]

and a million (perhaps) to his agent at a guess..

Aren't Agent Fees paid by the purchasing club?

 

[skyblueeyesrevisited]

I will be delighted if we pay the full £8 million for Simms. Because it will mean he has scored a shed load of goals and we will be in the Premier League.

 

[djr8369]

If there’s no announcements by the end of today do we all start getting nervous again or feeling confident it will be done at some point ?

 

[Speedie's Head]

Aren't Agent Fees paid by the purchasing club?

It all depends on the detail. Currently there is scope for the agent to represent the two clubs and the player in what is called a tri-partite representation I think. The rules have changed this year with some delayed implementation around payments to agents and I'm not certain. Vik's agent might have played a part for us in finding the club and setting up the basis for a deal. It's hard to know.

 

[Sick Boy]

Somebody on Facey reckons he's just arrived at Ryton in a Mercedes people carrier

Facey?!

<CRINGE>

 

[Otis]

‘Facey’ as a nickname for Facebook should be an instant ban, typo or not.

Yup, Facey is right up there with The Greggs.

 

[Greggs]

Posted the same thing on Twits the other day

Hahaha

 

[djr8369]

If there’s no announcements by the end of today do we all start getting nervous again or feeling confident it will be done at some point ?

I mean this is us. It feels like there has to be a twist yet. Surely a journo will tweet “Sunderland back in for Simms” late this afternoon?

 

[Speedie's Head]

I mean this is us. It feels like there has to be a twist yet. Surely a journo will tweet “Sunderland back in for Simms” late this afternoon?

 

[PVA]

I think you'll find it's called Facey-B.

 

[David O'Day]

Off for a cheeky Nandos, i'll stick some pictures on the gram and if you need me drop me a message on the facey-b