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[Alkhen]

2 Unlimited Techno Techno (rip-off of the Touré chant)

Bobby, Bobby-Bobby, Bobby-Bobby, Bobby-Bobb-y Thomas

Jakey, Jakey-Jakey, Jakey-Jakey, Jakey-Jake-y Bidwell

- repeat endlessly -

Who do I pick my Ivor Novello award from?

 

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[Skyblue54]

What about proclaimers..500 miles for sakamoto?..leave it to more prolific song writers for lyrics!!..

 

[SkybluesBenny]

Few ideas for Thomas

To the mo konjic song

Bobby Thomas
Whoaaaa
Bobby Thomas
Whoaaaa
He is our number 5
He'll tackle you all night

To the ruby song by Kaiser chiefs

Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby
Oooooooooo
Number 5 for the city
Oooooooooo
The things that your doing to me
Oooooooooo
Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby

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[rob9872]

Few ideas for Thomas

To the mo konjic song

Bobby Thomas
Whoaaaa
Bobby Thomas
Whoaaaa
He is our number 5
He'll tackle you all night

To the ruby song by Kaiser chiefs

Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby
Oooooooooo
Number 5 for the city
Oooooooooo
The things that your doing to me
Oooooooooo
Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby

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Don't rewrite gold ...

He comes from Che-ester
He is a big fucka

* although he said on his bio he's a Donny lad and Doncaster fits better but wiki has Chester

 

[Finham]

Don't rewrite gold ...

He comes from Che-ester
He is a big fucka

* although he said on his bio he's a Donny lad and Doncaster fits better but wiki has Chester

Has to be Doncaster surely?

"He comes from Don-cas-ter,
He's a big fucka"?


He might hate Chester to the point where he actually fled to Doncaster!

 

[SkybluesBenny]

Few ideas for Thomas

To the mo konjic song

Bobby Thomas
Whoaaaa
Bobby Thomas
Whoaaaa
He is our number 5
He'll tackle you all night

To the ruby song by Kaiser chiefs

Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby
Oooooooooo
Number 5 for the city
Oooooooooo
The things that your doing to me
Oooooooooo
Bobby Bobby Bobby Bobby

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To quote my own ideas he is number 4

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[rob9872]

He wears the number 4
He is a big fookor

 

[TwistAndShoutCCFC1987]

Milan van Ewijk’s is:

Oohhh Milan van Ewijk

Haji Wright’s is:

Ole ole ole ole
Haji Wright Wright Wright

Jake Bidwell has a new one this year as well:

Jake Bidwell Jake Bidwell Jake Bidwell Jake Bidwell

Hope that helps you out mate

The Jake Bidwell song was made by one lad totally taking the piss because of the clamour last season for a bidwell song and somehow it has caught on despite being the most ironically awful song of all time

 

[Finham]

The Jake Bidwell song was made by one lad totally taking the piss because of the clamour last season for a bidwell song and somehow it has caught on despite being the most ironically awful song of all time

I quite like that. You've got to start somewhere. Plus, it's original and unpretentious.

 

[Otis]

This has really depressed me, partly because "Going Loco" would have been so much cooler and fits better, partly because I have just looked up "Numa Numa" and realised what a rancid piece of shite it was! It is quite funny reading the Youtube comments though-kids reminiscing about when they got home from school aged 14 and this was on the internet and they played it, 'cos there was nothing else, and it was the good old days...

Also, really bad Europop is not as good as Oasis or The Four Tops, even if you're "being ironic".

Yeah, Going Loco is much better.

 

[San Francisco]

Is there a song for Eccles? We're gonna need one for this season I think.

 

[shmmeee]

Is there a song for Eccles? We're gonna need one for this season I think.

He’s one of our own.

 

[shmmeee]

For Thomas I propose:

Oh Bobby Thomas
He looks like a wrongun, but he’s fucking ace

 

[mmttww]

Because he looks like a mentalist...

"He's coming for You.
He's coming for You!
Bobby Thomas
He's coming for You."

Standard out of time Sloop John B.

 

[Otis]

He’s one of our own.

Yes, we know, but do we have a song for him?

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Yes, we know, but do we have a song for him?

His name is a cake
His name is a caaaaake
Josh Eccles
His name is a cake

 

[Otis]

His name is a cake
His name is a caaaaake
Josh Eccles
His name is a cake

Or the Big Mo somg...

Josh Eccles, woah woah, woah
Josh Eccles, woah, woah, woah
He comes from Coventry
His name's a ca aa kee

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Or the Big Mo somg...

Josh Eccles, woah woah, woah
Josh Eccles, woah, woah, woah
He comes from Coventry
His name's a ca aa kee

 

[skybluestub]

Hi Ho Jay Dasilva has to be the route for him surely. I'm by no means creative enough to think of a song though

 

[LastGarrison]

Bobby Thomas is our friend
Is our friend
Is our friend
Bobby Thomas is our friend
He hates Leicester

Second verse would need to be something along the lines of he will score rather than kill some more though

 

[Mcbean]

A true creative masterclass in English language and literature. An enigma of our time.

A true creative masterclass in English language and literature. An enigma of our time.

Up there with Baldricks German guns poem - Class

 

[mmttww]

His name is a cake
His name is a caaaaake
Josh Eccles
His name is a cake

I'm into this.

 

[Johhny Blue]

Because he looks like a mentalist...

"He's coming for You.
He's coming for You!
Bobby Thomas
He's coming for You."

Standard out of time Sloop John B.

6 ft 2 eyes of blue…………,

 

[shmmeee]

His name is a cake
His name is a caaaaake
Josh Eccles
His name is a cake

This needs to happen. And we should all bring Eccles cakes into the ground to hold them aloft like the Chelsea celery song.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

This needs to happen. And we should all bring Eccles cakes into the ground to hold them aloft like the Chelsea celery song.

Bloody tasty snack, but too much sugar for a round guy like me to resist. So bring it in if you like, but if I chomp part of your hand off you can't blame Eccles.

 

[Greggs]

Mr Fawlty tell me is a song by Hollies call Jennifer Eccles - l sing it for you

I love Jennifer Eccles
I know that she loves me
I love Jennifer Eccles
I know that she loves me
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la

Mr Fawlty say change to

We love Joshua Eccles
We know he loves City
We love Joshua Eccles
We know he loves City
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la

Mr Fawlty say all the old baldies will remember this - Que!

Patiently waiting for you to break character. Keep up the good work

 

[wingy]

Bloody tasty snack, but too much sugar for a round guy like me to resist. So bring it in if you like, but if I chomp part of your hand off you can't blame Eccles.

Can't sorry banned!

 

[shmmeee]

Can't sorry banned!

They don’t show up on the metal scanner, can’t see how they can stop me

 

[Greggs]

I only break wind - but not when Mr Fawlty near, otherwise l holds it in.

If we sign a Spanish player next - you're gonna get in shit for culturally inappropriate behavior. I hope a we don't, because you seem very nice.

 

[wingy]

They don’t show up on the metal scanner, can’t see how they can stop me

Yes just a couple of waves of the wand for me also, did anyone see a vape or ciggy.

 

[Johhny Blue]

After all these years I’ve finally found someone worth putting on “ignore”

 

[Otis]

Hi Ho Jay Dasilva has to be the route for him surely. I'm by no means creative enough to think of a song though

Hi Ho DaSilva lining
Down the left he goes now baby
We see the sun is shining
With every cross, cos it's obvious



Best I can do with those lyrics.

 

[I was eleven in 87]

I may have missed it, but what are the words to the Sakamoto song that was sung on Saturday?

 

[Macca]

Milan van Ewijk’s is:

Oohhh Milan van Ewijk

Haji Wright’s is:

Ole ole ole ole
Haji Wright Wright Wright

Jake Bidwell has a new one this year as well:

Jake Bidwell Jake Bidwell Jake Bidwell Jake Bidwell

Hope that helps you out mate

Exactly how football chants should be. Not this Eurovision song contest bollocks

 

[SBT]

Why is every club now doomed to have these guys with acoustic guitars and names like Ricky Nutmegs or Johnny Wheelbarra, who show up at fanzones and sing some tortured version of Allez Allez Allez, with lyrics that scan worse than Doug King’s paper season ticket replacements?