New Songs for players (8 Viewers)

[Finham]

Literally no one would know numa numa if it wasn’t for this guy:

And that's all you need to know to want to rule it out. It's what it will always be associated with.

 

---

[ccfcchris]

To the tune of simply the best

Simms is the best, better then gyokeres

So simple that could work.

 

[sometimesDanielle]

To the tune of Paris to Berlin

His name is Ellis Simms
His shots do not always go in
But we will still show him love
Still show him love

 

[WestEndAgro]

Well that's me decided then. Fuck it off immediately.

This

 

[Matt smith]

This

This

 

[David O'Day]

This

we could base a song on abba if you'd like

 

[David O'Day]

This

You one of them?

Makes sense now

 

[mmttww]

But the tune/meme it's based on is soooooooooooooo shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Agreed, but...

'She's Electric' is pretty sh*t
'Achy Breaky Heart' is turbo sh*t.

If it works, it works.

 

[David O'Day]

Agreed, but...

'She's Electric' is pretty sh*t
'Achy Breaky Heart' is turbo sh*t.

If it works, it works.

Spirit in the sky is at best ok as well.

There's songs suggested to Simply the best which is gash

Going Loco is an 80s stain on the Four Tops,

 

[Finham]

Agreed, but...

'She's Electric' is pretty sh*t
'Achy Breaky Heart' is turbo sh*t.

If it works, it works.

"She's Electric's" alright! Oasis trumps cheesy internet meme/Eurodance shite. The "Marcus Hall/Wonderwall" song was great. Sure. if we can use our own songs like @wingy suggesting "Games Without Frontiers", that's great! I reckon half the songs on Magnetic Fields "69 Lovesongs" would make great singalongs, but you'll never get your average footy crowd singing along to something they don't know.

 

[Finham]

Spirit in the sky is at best ok as well.

There's songs suggested to Simply the best which is gash

Going Loco is an 80s stain on the Four Tops,

Agreed on the first two songs, but "Going Loco" was better than most of the crap in the charts at the time-cheesy but fun.

 

[mmttww]

Debates about the Four Tops artistic decline in the 80s. I love this place. Never change, people!

 

[David O'Day]

Agreed on the first two songs, but "Going Loco" was better than most of the crap in the charts at the time-cheesy but fun.

it's awful, Levi Stubbs must turn in his grave every time someone sings it.

It someone suggested one of teh mid sixties classics then ok

 

[David O'Day]

Sorry lads, the club are on our side of the Sakamoto song debate

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

You can start songs if you don't like what we sing in the corner

It was a genuine question David but ok

 

[Finham]

Sorry lads, the club are on our side of the Sakamoto song debate

They'll latch onto anything the crowd sings, just doing their job.

 

[David O'Day]

They'll latch onto anything the crowd sings, just doing their job.

Sorry mate, it's here to stay.

Even when he signed they tagged it "Our superstar from Toyko"

 

[Otis]

Agreed, but...

'She's Electric' is pretty sh*t
'Achy Breaky Heart' is turbo sh*t.

If it works, it works.

Save your kisses for me?

(That wasn't a request)

 

[Finham]

Sorry mate, it's here to stay.

Even when he signed they tagged it "Our superstar from Toyko"

I HAVE SPOKEN!!!

It's a pile of shit.

 

[David O'Day]

I HAVE SPOKEN!!!

It's a pile of shit.

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

 

[pitts head]

Tiger Feet by Mud



Now you've been laying it down
You've got your hips swinging out of bounds
And I like the way you do what you're doin' to them
Alright, that's Wright, that's Wright, that's Wright
That's Wright, We really love Haji Wright
That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat
I really love your silky feet, I really love your silky feet

 

[mmttww]

Save your kisses for me?

(That wasn't a request)

I've read this twice and have no clue what you're on about. I'm either behind with our songbook, or I don't get how people flirt anymore.

 

[mmttww]

...and 'Simms is on fire' will work.

Once he's scored a goal, anyway.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Tiger Feet by Mud



Now you've been laying it down
You've got your hips swinging out of bounds
And I like the way you do what you're doin' to them
Alright, that's Wright, that's Wright, that's Wright
That's Wright, We really love Haji Wright
That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat
I really love your silky feet, I really love your silky feet

 

[shmmeee]

This is the Palmer chant tho. Can’t be having two chants to the same tune.

 

[skybluecam]

Specials inspired, to the tune of a message to you rudy

Stop your messing around
Better think of promotion
Time to score a goal now
Creating chances for Cov

Haaadji
A message, to you, Hadji

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

This is the Palmer chant tho. Can’t be having two chants to the same tune.

Good point well made. Ffs... I've had a good drink.... I'm off.

 

[mmttww]

Good point well made. Ffs... I've had a good drink.... I'm off.

and I'm stoned enough to be using Drake meme generators. Enough internet for tonight.

 

[Johhny Blue]

Don't like the Sakamoto one, not catchy enough imo

He’s small and full of tricks
Makes defenders look like dicks
SAKOMOTO
SAKOMOTO

 

[Johhny Blue]

Simms is the best
Better than Gyokeres
Too good for Everton
Better than Georgie Best

* ok perhaps Leon

Who’s Georgie Leon?

 

[mmttww]

Who’s Georgie Leon?

 

[Otis]

I've read this twice and have no clue what you're on about. I'm either behind with our songbook, or I don't get how people flirt anymore.

 

[hamertime]

We’ve had some great songs for players over the past few seasons it’s been refreshing. It just seems people are in a frenzy to create new ones without the players even earning them. A song should be earned, not just sung because people like it…..

 

[Terry_dactyl]

Quite like that one, and it's not as if Vik's coming back to dispute the validity of the lyrics!! However, just in case he does .... to the tune of Robin Hood, Robin Hood.

Ellis Simms, Ellis Simms,
Simmo is his name
Ellis Simms, Ellis Simms,
Striker is his game
Loved by the City
Feared by the shitty,
Ellis Simms, Ellis Simms, Ellis Simms

Penultimate line might need some work though!

And the 5 that precede it, and the one that comes after it.
Might also want to think about the tune.

Apart from that, cracking!