Relevant joke
Three countries compete to find a fox on a mountain, China, the U.S., and Russia.
China goes first. They send in two divisions of the Red Army who sweep the countryside. Two weeks later, the Chinese announce, hey, we caught the fox!
America goes second.
They divert a spy satellite, find the spider hole the fox is hiding in on thermals, fix its location with a spy plane, then send in Seal Team Six to extract the fox. Two days later, the Pentagon announces, ok guys, we beat China, we caught the fox!
Russia goes last.
Russia sends in their secret police who go into the woods near the mountain and emerges two hour later with a dog painted red, and they're beating the tar out of it with a stick.
"OK, OK, fine! I'm a fox!" says the dog.