My Semi Final Tickets Have Arrived! (5 Viewers)

thekidfromstrettoncamp

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Sure we have enough computer whizzes on here who could set up CCFCMaster…
Said the same couple of years ago about getting someone who know how to do it and getting help from students from the local uni's my idea was poo poo by Nick.It's just the amount of money that goes out the game to these leeches is not on.
 

Sick Boy

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Said the same couple of years ago about getting someone who know how to do it and getting help from students from the local uni's my idea was poo poo by Nick.It's just the amount of money that goes out the game to these leeches is not on.
And who's supposed to pay to get it all set up?!
 

SBbucks

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7 tickets, so your maths is wrong.

I was just waiting for you to spot that, I didn’t think it would take long for such a pedant. So that it makes it 0.019%, or one in every 5143. I guess that makes all the difference, and clearly proves your agenda (and obvious wish) that the distribution has been an absolutely disaster .
 

Old Warwickshire lad

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I was just waiting for you to spot that, I didn’t think it would take long for such a pedant. So that it makes it 0.019%, or one in every 5143. I guess that makes all the difference, and clearly proves your agenda (and obvious wish) that the distribution has been an absolutely disaster .
You’re such a fan of TM I should have asked you to get them for us.
Let’s just leave it there eh. We will undoubtedly get our tickets somehow, and get to watch the game. ( all 8 of us,forgot one of the kids senior moment).
As long as the Wembley ticket office isn’t a nightmare we should be fine fingers crossed. PUSB
 

MalcSB

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I was just waiting for you to spot that, I didn’t think it would take long for such a pedant. So that it makes it 0.019%, or one in every 5143. I guess that makes all the difference, and clearly proves your agenda (and obvious wish) that the distribution has been an absolutely disaster .
Ahh, the old “I was just testing” reply of someone who has got it wrong.😑

Of course I don’t wish that the distribution was an absolute disaster.

My only agenda is that I firmly believe that, having paid for a ticket and delivery, said ticket should be delivered by return rather than delaying delivery for weeks until only shortly before the event takes place. ”Immediate” delivery must be easy to facilitate given the electronic methods in place, obviously far more so than when an actual physical ticket is involved. The delayed distribution means that in any situation where delivery fails, there is very little time to resolve the matter.

i really don’t understand how anyone can take such a vehement stance against that agenda. Or be so dismissive of those whose tickets have not been delivered.
 

mark82

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If you paid people to set up something bespoke, then trained people up in how to run it, you’d then never have to pay an external and pretty crap service provider and thus reap some benefit from that.
The cost of building and running a ticketing system in house would be fairly significant.
 

thekidfromstrettoncamp

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You’re such a fan of TM I should have asked you to get them for us.
Let’s just leave it there eh. We will undoubtedly get our tickets somehow, and get to watch the game. ( all 8 of us,forgot one of the kids senior moment).
As long as the Wembley ticket office isn’t a nightmare we should be fine fingers crossed. PUSB
If the TO is any problem feel sure if you post on here 35,000 plus will turn up there and then THEY will have 1.
The cost of building and running a ticketing system in house would be fairly significant.
The significant amount that TM (£2.50 per ticket plus admin)have taken from each fan at this semi alone justifies the outlay.
 

torchomatic

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A man walks into an office.
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Receptionist: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?
Man: No, this is my first time.
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Man: Well, what would be the cost?
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Receptionist: Fine. I'll see who's free at the moment.
(Pause)
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Man: Thank you. (Walks down the hall. Opens door.)
Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?
Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that...
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(The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk.)
Man: Is this the right room for an argument?
Other Man:I've told you once.
Man: No you haven't!
Other Man: Yes I have.
M: When?
O: Just now.
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O: Yes I did!
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O: I did!
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O: I'm telling you, I did!
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O: Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?
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O: Just the five minutes. Thank you.
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O: Oh yes I did!
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O: Oh yes I did!
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O: Oh yes I did!
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(pause)
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
(pause)
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O: Nonsense!
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(pause)
O: No it isn't!
M: Yes it is!
(pause)
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O: Well! it CAN be!
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O: No it isn't!
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O: Thank you, that's it.
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O: I'm sorry, the five minutes is up.
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Oh this is...
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O: Thank you.
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O: YOU didn't!
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O: Not necessarily. I *could* be arguing in my spare time.
M: I've had enough of this!
O: No you haven't.
M: Oh shut up!
(Man leaves the office)
 

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