How about a song about Brad in the style of shakespeare?
Hark! Behold Brad Collins, keeper bold and fair,
In the net, where foes doth cast their snare,
Though balls oft slip from his grasp, 'tis true,
Butterfingers, yet our hearts stay true.
With valor he guards the goal, come what may,
Amidst the cheers and cries along the way,
For though his grip may falter in the fight,
We stand by Brad, in his glory bright.
Oh Brad Collins, a hero of the pitch,
Through ups and downs, we praise without a hitch,
In our exceedingly rare accent, we chant his name,
Butterfingers or not, he's won our acclaim!
