The CableGuy
Well-Known Member
Chippy Owner: Hi!
Customer: Hi. Fish and Chips please....how much will that be?
Chippy Owner: £4.50
Customer: OK. Yum Yum.
Chippy Owner: Here you go, Sir. That will be £4.50
Customer: Yum Yum.....erm, £2.20?
Chippy Owner: No, £4.50!
Customer: OK, I've had a pay-cut, like 20 seconds ago. Lets make a new agreement, £2.20 yeah?
Chippy Owner: Come again? That will be £4.50!
Customer: Oh please! You're gonna go bust anyway!
Chippy Owner: Wha? What the fu-
Customer: You're not very good at running a chippy, are you?
Chippy Owner: Now wait a-
Customer: You clearly don't care about your customers. You charge an obscene amount of money for Fish & Chips!
Chippy Owner: Sir, you were quite happy to pay £4.50 before your pay cut!
Customer: You just don't get it, do you? I can't afford it! If we can't come to some sort of agreement, I'll have to buy my supper elsewhere.
Chippy Owner: Like, where Sir?
Customer: South Warwickshire. It would be cheaper for me to build my own chippy in say, Warwick, then pay your outrageous, outrageous fee for Fish and Chips!!
Chippy Owner: W-Wh-What? What?!!
Customer: I could then get money for charging customers to park their cars outside the chippy, and maybe get some sponsorship.
Chippy Owner: .........is this April 1st or something?
Customer: That's what I thought, because you haven't even discussed how I should have access to your soft drink revenue.
Chippy Owner: .........with all due respect Sir......you, are on crack!
Customer: Who do you think you're talking to?
Chippy Owner: YOU!
Customer: Actually, you're talking to Customer (Holdings).
Chippy Owner: Oh for fuc....I'm being SISUed, aren't I?
Customer (Holding): You're talking to a non-operational customer with no money for food whatsoever. The customer who entered this shop was Customer (Limited) and he had the initial agreement to pay £4.50.
Chippy Owner: Jesus Wept.
Customer (Holding): Customer (Limited) has gone into Admin. Customer (Holdings) had offered to pay the full commercial market rate to purchase Fish & Chips. The reluctance of the Chippy to agree to a deal, despite on-going attempts by Customer (Holdings) to resolve the situation, has unfortunately meant that my wife and young kids have had a reduced amount of food over the Easter holidays and are now having to eat alternative take-aways.
Chippy Owner: GET OUT OF MY CHIPPY!
Customer: Hi. Fish and Chips please....how much will that be?
Chippy Owner: £4.50
Customer: OK. Yum Yum.
Chippy Owner: Here you go, Sir. That will be £4.50
Customer: Yum Yum.....erm, £2.20?
Chippy Owner: No, £4.50!
Customer: OK, I've had a pay-cut, like 20 seconds ago. Lets make a new agreement, £2.20 yeah?
Chippy Owner: Come again? That will be £4.50!
Customer: Oh please! You're gonna go bust anyway!
Chippy Owner: Wha? What the fu-
Customer: You're not very good at running a chippy, are you?
Chippy Owner: Now wait a-
Customer: You clearly don't care about your customers. You charge an obscene amount of money for Fish & Chips!
Chippy Owner: Sir, you were quite happy to pay £4.50 before your pay cut!
Customer: You just don't get it, do you? I can't afford it! If we can't come to some sort of agreement, I'll have to buy my supper elsewhere.
Chippy Owner: Like, where Sir?
Customer: South Warwickshire. It would be cheaper for me to build my own chippy in say, Warwick, then pay your outrageous, outrageous fee for Fish and Chips!!
Chippy Owner: W-Wh-What? What?!!
Customer: I could then get money for charging customers to park their cars outside the chippy, and maybe get some sponsorship.
Chippy Owner: .........is this April 1st or something?
Customer: That's what I thought, because you haven't even discussed how I should have access to your soft drink revenue.
Chippy Owner: .........with all due respect Sir......you, are on crack!
Customer: Who do you think you're talking to?
Chippy Owner: YOU!
Customer: Actually, you're talking to Customer (Holdings).
Chippy Owner: Oh for fuc....I'm being SISUed, aren't I?
Customer (Holding): You're talking to a non-operational customer with no money for food whatsoever. The customer who entered this shop was Customer (Limited) and he had the initial agreement to pay £4.50.
Chippy Owner: Jesus Wept.
Customer (Holding): Customer (Limited) has gone into Admin. Customer (Holdings) had offered to pay the full commercial market rate to purchase Fish & Chips. The reluctance of the Chippy to agree to a deal, despite on-going attempts by Customer (Holdings) to resolve the situation, has unfortunately meant that my wife and young kids have had a reduced amount of food over the Easter holidays and are now having to eat alternative take-aways.
Chippy Owner: GET OUT OF MY CHIPPY!
