Your Favourite player who was actually shite (10 Viewers)

[CJ_covblaze]

Adam Virgo... Worst I have ever seen

Love that his middle name is actually John

 

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[RPHunt]

You know, I was always a bit unsure about Whelan, and then I got hold of a City's best hundred goals (or something) and I was shocked at a) the number of goals he scored, and b) the quality of some of those goals........

Alcohol must have dimmed my senses in the Whelan era!!

I think alcohol might have dimmed some of his senses too.

My vote for a crap player that I had a soft spot for would be Carlton Palmer - or going back a few years, Tony Knapp.

 

[CJ_covblaze]

I always liked Patrick suffo had a good couple of seasons then fell apart think he's still driving around stoke Heath in an L reg sierra with tape on the bumper

Arguably one of the most decorated players we've ever had. Won the French Cup, African Cup of Nations and an Olympic Gold Medal. Any one think of a player that's won more prestigious trophies before playing for us?

He played for me at semi pro level a couple of years ago. Wasn't the quickest then but was still class. He got sent off in the 2002 world cup for sticking one on Michael Ballack which I'm sure many people have wanted to do at some point!

 

[Nonleagueherewecome]

I knew you'd lap up a 'shit player' thread.

Why's that, then?


One more: John "If he had a brain, he'd be lethal" Williams. Last I saw of him for City was probably his pre-season hatrick against Rugby at Butlin Road (who had an old and knackered David Speedie guesting for them!). Lovely bloke, stayed and signed stuff and chatted to the fans for ages after that match. Kept playing the game at a decent non-league level into his 40's...I think he's probably still going. I guess he was going too fast to stop


He may have been crap, but he was brilliant in some of our clubs greatest ever victories.

 

[Nonleagueherewecome]

You know, I was always a bit unsure about Whelan, and then I got hold of a City's best hundred goals (or something) and I was shocked at a) the number of goals he scored, and b) the quality of some of those goals........

Alcohol must have dimmed my senses in the Whelan era!!

As it did Noel's, tbf


Can't believe that his name is anywhere near this thread: one of the most talented players to have played for us in The Premiership, no doubt about it. The only thing shite about him was his ability to stop drinking!

 

[Nonleagueherewecome]

gotta be carlton palmer and he was an england international who was he shagging really he was a load of dog shit total

Did all of McAllister's running for him in The Entertainers side; Macca had been shite throughout his time with us until we brought Carlton in, and from that moment onwards was top class. I can see why he's mentioned in this thread, but your comment betrays a lack of understanding of the game!

 

[Nonleagueherewecome]

Cedric Rousell every time for me :guitar2:

Roussell; to Keane what Palmer was to McAllister!

 

[deanocity3]

Why's that, then?


One more: John "If he had a brain, he'd be lethal" Williams. Last I saw of him for City was probably his pre-season hatrick against Rugby at Butlin Road (who had an old and knackered David Speedie guesting for them!). Lovely bloke, stayed and signed stuff and chatted to the fans for ages after that match. Kept playing the game at a decent non-league level into his 40's...I think he's probably still going. I guess he was going too fast to stop


He may have been crap, but he was brilliant in some of our clubs greatest every victories.

he's a mate of mine,lives in brum ,in an old victorian building constitution hill

 

[shropshirecov]

Did all of McAllister's running for him in The Entertainers side; Macca had been shite throughout his time with us until we brought Carlton in, and from that moment onwards was top class. I can see why he's mentioned in this thread, but your comment betrays a lack of understanding of the game!

Palmer couldn't trap a bag of cement bess him. In fact he contolled the ball further than I can kick it. Flicked the V sign to city fans once at Bradford

 

[Nonleagueherewecome]

Palmer couldn't trap a bag of cement bess him. In fact he contolled the ball further than I can kick it. Flicked the V sign to city fans once at Bradford

Fair enough, but Macca couldn't tackle, head and run like him. Same as Roland and Quinn wouldn't have won any sprints; a side is all about players who compliment each other and Palmer complimented McAllister perfectly.

 

[robbieray]

Remember Isias ?

 

[deanocity3]

Remember Isias ?

ask arsenal[video=youtube;aozpmLuepok]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aozpmLuepok[/video]2 champions league goals at highbury

 

[DazzleTommyDazzle]

Remember Isias ?

First time I saw him play was in the first home game that season (Man City?).

He was brilliant.

A few months later he'd vanished....

 

[hill83]

Why's that, then?

You come across as particularly negative towards quite a few players.

 

[Nonleagueherewecome]

You come across as particularly negative towards quite a few players.

I think you'll find that's the ones we're being linked with this pre-season? Plus Richard Wood. Christ, I usually get grief for being too positive about our players...

 

[theferret]

Why's that, then?


One more: John "If he had a brain, he'd be lethal" Williams. Last I saw of him for City was probably his pre-season hatrick against Rugby at Butlin Road (who had an old and knackered David Speedie guesting for them!). Lovely bloke, stayed and signed stuff and chatted to the fans for ages after that match. Kept playing the game at a decent non-league level into his 40's...I think he's probably still going. I guess he was going too fast to stop


He may have been crap, but he was brilliant in some of our clubs greatest ever victories.

I'll always remember John Williams for the chant "Johnny Williams - he's so fast it's unbelievable". Right up there with 'ooh Pe-ter Bill-ing' that one.

 

[lordsummerisle]

I'll always remember John Williams for the chant "Johnny Williams - he's so fast it's unbelievable". Right up there with 'ooh Pe-ter Bill-ing' that one.

We're never in danger as a group of fans of winning any Ivor Novello awards that's for sure.

Bit disappointed that my Alan Partridge style "dann, Dann, DAnn, DANn, DANN!" chant starting off quietly and buliding up to a shouted crescendo in honour of Scott, never really took off.

 

[Snozzer]

This might be controversial but I bloody loved Big Mo for the way he interacted with the fans but never thought he was a particularly good defender. Bloody loved him though.

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

We're never in danger as a group of fans of winning any Ivor Novello awards that's for sure.

Bit disappointed that my Alan Partridge style "dann, Dann, DAnn, DANn, DANN!" chant starting off quietly and buliding up to a shouted crescendo in honour of Scott, never really took off.

I tried that once too. . . . I was a bit drunk and thought it was funny. . . . NOBODY else did.

 

[lordsummerisle]

This might be controversial but I bloody loved Big Mo for the way he interacted with the fans but never thought he was a particularly good defender. Bloody loved him though.

Pretty much true that, not a good player by any means, hus forays up the field used to excite the crowd but would generally lead to us conceding!

Always eemed liked a genuinely nice bloke though, and certainly helped us out in last game at Highfield road when he was at Derby!

Wondered at that game, watching with an opposing fans eye, if he had always been that bad at defending.

Realised that he probably had been!

 

[theferret]

We're never in danger as a group of fans of winning any Ivor Novello awards that's for sure.

Bit disappointed that my Alan Partridge style "dann, Dann, DAnn, DANn, DANN!" chant starting off quietly and buliding up to a shouted crescendo in honour of Scott, never really took off.

You have to remember, these are people who think that "your mum's your dad, your dad's your mum" makes sense. There isn't much hope really. It's like those people who try to start the Sky Bue Song but miss off the first line. I've no idea how people cannot know the words to that, we sing it every five minutes.

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

Fav shit player.. . Carlton palmer for sure. . . he always made me laugh.
. . . played for england. . . BRILLIANT.

I was better than carlton palmer. . . probably still am.

Love you carlton . . . you were shit tho.

 

[lordsummerisle]

You have to remember, these are people who think that "your mum's your dad, your dad's your mum" makes sense. There isn't much hope really. It's like those people who try to start the Sky Bue Song but miss off the first line. I've no idea how people cannot know the words to that, we sing it every five minutes.

Not forgetting the commendable and praiseworthy "she said yes Marlon, she said yes" in support of a convicted beater of women.


I sometimes think that we maybe deserve all the crap we're going through.

 

[Johnnythespider]

Pretty much true that, not a good player by any means, hus forays up the field used to excite the crowd but would generally lead to us conceding!

Always eemed liked a genuinely nice bloke though, and certainly helped us out in last game at Highfield road when he was at Derby!

Wondered at that game, watching with an opposing fans eye, if he had always been that bad at defending.

Realised that he probably had been!

Do you remember that game against everton when he got subbed after about 25 mins, not because he was injured but he didn't know which way to turn that day. i think we were 3 down by the time he went off.

 

[lordsummerisle]

Do you remember that game against everton when he got subbed after about 25 mins, not because he was injured but he didn't know which way to turn that day. i think we were 3 down by the time he went off.

I do, dreadful game, the one when I knew were going to get relegated.

A couple of Everton fans who i knew from work came down for that game, and they were shitting themselves that they were going to get hammered, think they barely had a bench as had so may injuries.

They couldn't believe how bad we were, think we scored a last minute penalty to make it 4-1, but nobody really cared.

 

[DazzleTommyDazzle]

Not forgetting the commendable and praiseworthy "she said yes Marlon, she said yes" in support of a convicted beater of women.


I sometimes think that we maybe deserve all the crap we're going through.

Hmmmm.

I supported bringing MK in, for reasons that I expressed at length at the time - but if there was ever one song that I wasn't going to join in with, that was it.

 

[lordsummerisle]

Hmmmm.

I supported bringing MK in, for reasons that I expressed at length at the time - but if there was ever one song that I wasn't going to join in with, that was it.

Were some very long and sometimes bitter debates about the "MK" thing, but always respected yours, and Otis's views of giving a second chance(or rather 13th i think at the time!) and possibility of redemption.

Did bring out a very nasty strain of mysogyny in some though, which was pretty shameful.

 

[MickyGynnsPostbag]

Trond Soltvedt. Only great at joining in with Dion Dublin in goal celebrations. I used to love that curly perm!

 

[DazzleTommyDazzle]

Trond Soltvedt. Only great at joining in with Dion Dublin in goal celebrations. I used to love that curly perm!

One of those players who never really lived up to expectations / blind hope.

However, forgave him everything in the game at home to Charlton. The one where Danny Mills, after stamping on Aloisi in the first half, got him sent off in the second by doing a dying swan act as they fought over the ball at a throw in.

We went 1-0 down, then equalised, then after a corner Trond's shot went in off Mills. It's the only time I've wondered if God really does exist.

I've ruined several radios by throwing them at walls when Mills came on doing his "pundit" routine. Not that I hold grudges........

 

[deanocity3]

Trond Soltvedt. Only great at joining in with Dion Dublin in goal celebrations. I used to love that curly perm!

got his goal v southampton somewhere

 

[Jarvo]

We all dream of a team of Gary Breen?

 

[hutch1972]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr_6Tjn7q-Q his only city goal

Used to piss myself laughing whenever a full back fell for his stepover, it was his one and only trick.

 

[letsallsingtogether]

Where is David Smith ?

This is my team who could fall into the bracket, liked but was rubbish.

GK Scott Shearer

RB Martin Booty (call)
LB Marcus Hall
CB Jean-Guy Walleme
CB Richard Shaw

RW Laurent Delorge
CM Kevin Kilbane
CM Carlton Palmer
LW Runnar Normann

CF Robert Rosario
CF Steve Livingstone

 

[Tonylinc]

Noel "Drink a Drink" Whelan

Just had to reply to this one. Noel was shite? What ?

 

[procdoc]

Noel Whelan was definitely not shite.

My favourite shite player was Zuniga. I just really wanted him to score every time he played simply because I told my Villa supporting pal that Zuniga was class!