Most Cringeworthy Chants (5 Viewers)

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KG7

KG7

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Any songs that make your blood boil when you hear them?

Mine:

'Your support is fucking shite'
Only ever sung by the losing/smaller team. Whenever I hear this on TV I know exactly which team's fans are singing it.

'He does what he wants...etc' (not to be confused with 'He scores when he wants'
Just annoying.

'Oh when the Spurs go marching in'
Starting slow and speeding up - hate it.

'Duh Duh Duh Duh'
Bit boring. Hated it especially when suffixed by 'Fucking Useless'

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ccfc92

ccfc92

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KG7 said:
Any songs that make your blood boil when you hear them?

Mine:

'Your support is fucking shite'
Only ever sung by the losing/smaller team. Whenever I hear this on TV I know exactly which team's fans are singing it.

'He does what he wants...etc' (not to be confused with 'He scores when he wants'
Just annoying.

'Oh when the Spurs go marching in'
Starting slow and speeding up - hate it.

'Duh Duh Duh Duh'
Bit boring. Hated it especially when suffixed by 'Fucking Useless'

There are more but this'll do for now...
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i hate the spurs song. only southampton should be able to sing it, and even then its really gay.
 
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mrbluesky87

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KG7 said:
Any songs that make your blood boil when you hear them?

Mine:

'Your support is fucking shite'
Only ever sung by the losing/smaller team. Whenever I hear this on TV I know exactly which team's fans are singing it.
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And by away fans at Sixfields on a Sunday:laugh::laugh:
 
dancers lance

dancers lance

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.......and whilst we are on this subject, why the f@ck does every club in the land insist on belting out that shite chelsea dagger tune at every opportunity? It's as if they think "Hmmmm, these chimps will love this, it has no words"........and they do.
 
Skybluerevolution (Pt2)

Skybluerevolution (Pt2)

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I get embarrassed when our fans sing SHIT ON THE VILLA, when we are not even playing them,,,,,,fucking embarrassing and it should stop and not be sung until we are actually playing the scum..
 
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Monners

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cov1987 said:
I was just about to say the same thing villa fans would laugh there heads of hearing that.
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Some of my Villa fan mates do it indeed find it quite amusing. Got sung on the hill the other week by a few. I actually blushed with emabarressment!

Anyway - really hate the Liverpool bastardised version of the Fields of Athenry (Fields of Anfield Rd I think they sing).
 
Skybluerevolution (Pt2)

Skybluerevolution (Pt2)

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Monners said:
Some of my Villa fan mates do it indeed find it quite amusing. Got sung on the hill the other week by a few. I actually blushed with emabarressment!

Anyway - really hate the Liverpool bastardised version of the Fields of Athenry (Fields of Anfield Rd I think they sing).
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agree, yes a poor effort from the scousers,,,,it belongs to Celtic, as does you'll never walk alone, apparently sung by Celtic first, and copied by LFC - All the big clubs have real songs with verses I would love to have more Coventry songs, our are all chants except for LAST
 
mds

mds

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Not sure this really counts, a few folks in the west end singing/making fun of Dublin breaking his neck at Villa, totally wrong especially after the service he gave us i found it kinda disturbing!
 
dancers lance

dancers lance

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Nick said:
Not a chant, but anybody saying "singer's corner" made me cringe.
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But it's a 'play on words' Nick?................It always sounded to me like something my Nan would make up....dire.
 
ccfcrob

ccfcrob

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The "there were ten Germany bombers in the air' shite that was sung at hr
 
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RoboCCFC90

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KG7 said:
'We all dream of a team of Gary Breen's'
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I am not having that I love Gary Breen and that chants reminds me of happier times..
 
KG7

KG7

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RoboCCFC90 said:
I am not having that I love Gary Breen and that chants reminds me of happier times..
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I always thought he was shite.

I'll never forget the 97 season v Derby when he jogged back against their winger and almost sent us down!
 
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RoboCCFC90

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KG7 said:
I always thought he was shite.

I'll never forget the 97 season v Derby when he jogged back against their winger and almost sent us down!
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Divided opinion..
 
KG7

KG7

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Yeah I always thought Dublin and McAllister were massively over rated for us too. (Although I realise I'm in the minority here).

Both had one good year for us before their contract ran down and then went elsewhere!
 
Sky Blue Harry H

Sky Blue Harry H

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KG7 said:
Yeah I always thought Dublin and McAllister were massively over rated for us too. (Although I realise I'm in the minority here).

Both had one good year for us before their contract ran down and then went elsewhere!
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Dion - played Centre half at Leicester when we won 2-0? and scored both - 11 out of 10 performance - immense (worth being a thumbs up for that game alone)
 
KG7

KG7

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Sky Blue Harry H said:
Dion - played Centre half at Leicester when we won 2-0? and scored both - 11 out of 10 performance - immense (worth being a thumbs up for that game alone)
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Centre half he was classy.

But I could never understand why he would never win headers (as a Striker!) until the last ten games of the season or the final year of his contract.

McAllister was worse for me - a four year contract, shit for the first year, okay in the second, injured for the third, great in the fourth - then off, and lauded as a City legend for all of his hard work. Horrible bastard.
 
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Colin1883

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Or... Your going home in a f'in ambulance...

I also remember a few racist chants coming from the west end... How things have changed..,
 
CJ_covblaze

CJ_covblaze

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KG7 said:
I always thought he was shite.

I'll never forget the 97 season v Derby when he jogged back against their winger and almost sent us down!
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Reasonable player. However, remember his goal at Old Trafford? Oggy stood no chance. I'm sure Eion Jess scored another blinder past Oggy about 5 mins later and that Evashok (first Ukrainian Prem player but bloody dreadful) made his debut. Deano do you have it?
 
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CJ_covblaze

CJ_covblaze

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deanocity3 said:
brean's own goal at OT,not sure and did Jess do an OG in the same Match?
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See above! Already edited mate. Lost 3 or 4-1. Hucks definitely scored.
 
Hobo

Hobo

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Monkey noises towards black players
 
pusbccfc

pusbccfc

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We're so so boring on here.

Sometimes naming things like 'Singers Corner' and 'Jimmys Hill' is just an excuse to call them something that's not boring, just like 'the hill' and 'corner'.

'We love you' is the worst chant in history.
 
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RPHunt

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Hobo said:
Monkey noises towards black players
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I remember Everton fans, at Goodison, directing those noises at Ian St John who had just signed for City. As the fan ran off, St John pelted him with the bananas and went on to score - so I guess he had the last laugh.
 
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