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    O'Hare is a Burden on the Team

    I thought the upper body work he’s done was just to compensate for not being out on the pitch while he was injured. But I’ve come to the conclusion it was needed just so he can hold his absolutely disproportionately massive head up straight. I think his improved finishing is a sign of that. Been...
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    SIGNED!!!! - Tatsuhiro Sakamoto

    His fitness level vs the start of the season is incredible. Looked like he could have played 2 games last night.
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    Match Thread Coventry City - Birmingham City Match Thread - Friday 8th Dec

    Which was also my Friday lunch time wank. So I’d like to take some credit for the win.
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    Match Thread Coventry City - Birmingham City Match Thread - Friday 8th Dec

    With the amount of grass that Sakamtoto, Allen and O’Hare cover, we’re not going to lose many games. That was an insane amount of running.
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    Josh Pask

    This is the kind of tat that Doug will be all over for the club shop. Wait until he sees my idea for a collection of Coventry left backs on knives and forks in my DaSilvaware range.
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    Josh Pask

    Could go for a whole barrel. Pask on a cask.
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    Josh Pask

    Probably quite a long time in one of his removal vans.
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    Ipswich Ratings

    I think that was exactly the case for Sheaf yesterday. Thought he actually did very well in terms of interceptions and turnover of the play (first goal aside) but every time he got the ball, there was little movement or natural width in front of him. Ayari, Allen and O'Hare are essentially 2...
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    Ipswich Ratings

    + 1 point for Ayari's ratings for not wearing gloves. Thought he'd be nailed on to be wearing them.
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    Match Thread Ipswich Town - Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 2nd Dec

    We'll quickly forget this game if we win on Friday but Robins bizarre decisions today have put a lot of pressure on that match.
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    Match Thread Ipswich Town - Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 2nd Dec

    Don't think Sheaf has taken less than 3 touches before releasing the ball today.
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    Match Thread Ipswich Town - Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 2nd Dec

    Season before I think, but I thought he was alright! Best of a bad bunch. Feel embarrassed to admit that now though, like the time my Mum caught me trying to give myself a blow job. In fairness, I was I was drunk and it was my 40th birthday party 🤷‍♂️.
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    Match Thread Ipswich Town - Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 2nd Dec

    Haven't not wanted to see a loanee play for us again this much since Jordan Maguire-Drew and Josh Barrett
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    Match Thread Ipswich Town - Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 2nd Dec

    Maybe I'm imagining it but O'Hare looks very rigid in possession when anyone is near him, braced for the hit. Seems fine off the ball but, understandably, looks like the injury is still in the back of his head. Won't be til the start of next season until he's back to his best. Remember that...
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    Match Thread Ipswich Town - Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 2nd Dec

    Think Robins must have got his dick caught in his zip after back to back wins. Needs to swallow his pride, make the 2 half time subs and get back to what we've been doing the last couple of games.
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    Match Thread Ipswich Town - Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 2nd Dec

    Would already get rid of Ayari, put Simms up front, Allen on the right and move Wright back to the left.
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    Match Thread Ipswich Town - Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 2nd Dec

    Everything wrong with this shape at the moment. Our midfield is too fluid with Ayari, O'Hare and Allen in there. They all want to be in the same space between midfield and defence, and the shape is very flat because of it. Eccles and Sheaf don't have much time on the ball and they just don't...
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    Match Thread Ipswich Town - Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 2nd Dec

    Well, look on the bright side, we won't have to moan about not making early subs today! Be very surprised if O'Hare and Ayari make it beyond 60 mins.
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