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    Match Thread Ipswich v Coventry Match Thread

    Only just realising that Sunderland conceded in the last minute.
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    The Premier league is absolutely garbage

    A total of 4 goals in all 5 of the 3pm kick offs today. Best league in the world.
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    Match Thread Ipswich v Coventry Match Thread

    I wouldn't worry about Sunderland. They'll drop plenty of points on the road. Unbelievably average team.
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    Match Thread Ipswich v Coventry Match Thread

    It looks like Robins is happy to sit on the 1-0 and has told the team to sit back. Same happened against Sunderland. Not good for the heart but it seems to be working.
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    Best Stand-ups

    As well as being completely unfunny, Russel Howard seems like such a drip. He was on Saturday kitchen once and he was going on about how he doesn't eat carbs and how he was straight edged. He also didn't seem to be able to be naturally funny or off the cuff. He'd just gurn and make repeat...
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    Match Thread Ipswich v Coventry Match Thread

    0-2 Just another day at the office.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    I believe whatever Musk says.
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    Are you happy

    That sums me up for the last 4-5 months. Shits harder to kick than crack.
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    Are you happy

    How is your diet and exercise at the moment? I felt anxiety creeping in again recently but since I've cut the calories and ran a bit I feel a lot better. It's a vicious cycle for men who are quiet and awkward around women because they come off as creepy which puts women off and further cements...
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    Things that annoy you

    Scum, sub human scum.
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    Three Years Ago Today

    Fair play to Mark Robins. Going back to your ex after cheating on them rarely works but on this occasion it has.
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    Things that annoy you

    I had a bad experience with a solicitor a few years back trying to deal with the estate of a family member that died. They dragged everything out, sent unnecessary letters which they charged £20 for and whenever I needed to meet the solicitor face to face he was always "busy" and he also gave me...
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    Hi!

    Fixed.
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    Where did he go?

    No cock and balls either tbf.
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    Where did he go?

    You leave my man Varys out of this.
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    Things that annoy you

    Today somebody in work told me that their son had a really good last semester at school.
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    Film Thread 2019

    I'm still thinking about this film a few months after seeing it. Adam Sandler has earned my complete respect for his great performance. If you liked Uncut Gems try a film called Good Time. It's made by the same directors and is another tense brooding film. It's on Netflix.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    They're just flushing their money down the toilet.
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    Coronavirus

    I have grandparents from Limerick. We're probably related somehow. Are you insanely handsome?
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