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I was just in Sainsburys. Nearly all the pasta, toilet roll and hand wash were gone. I actually got some extra things in because I'll be fucked if I'm wiping my arse with a pillow because every wanker has went out and bought toilet roll.

Apparently we could all be quarantined at home for two weeks. I hope Pornhub's servers will be able to cope.

It's fine. I have two plump cats to feast on should the worst come to the worst.

Yep it's a numbers game. One woman could have a million reasons to reject you but the next woman will have completely different tastes.

At what stage will people start panic buying? I'm tempted to raid Tescos of their BBQ Beef Hula Hoop supplies. Just in case.

I hate the idea of these multiple massive groups chats. My girlfriend's family have about 20 watsapp groups. One for the whole family, one for the immediate family, one for the siblings, one for the cousins, one for the sisters... It goes on and on and they act as if they're all really close...

Yes. Only when spoken by non Americans though. God damn assholes.

You sure?

"go get", "go see" and "super" are my current trigger words.

Remember when PPVs were reserved for big fights?

People were complaining of corruption in football and demanding VAR but they didn't realise that decisions are still open to human interpretation and now corruption is more possible than ever. Apart from that it's also slowing down the game and removing some of the initial buzz of a goal going...

The last time they won in the league was 22nd January. Leicester 4-1 West Ham: Routine win for Foxes despite Jamie Vardy blow

I'm not sure why I didn't particularly like the wardrobe episode. It's possible that I was expecting something like The League of Gentlemen or Psychoville at the time and felt let down. I might revisit.

Yeah, we get it mate. You have a degree.

I didn't particularly like that episode either. It's not indicative of the rest of the series. Each episode is a stand alone. Try the next episode 'A Quiet Night In' if you don't like that then it's definitely not for you.

It's the social media 'woke police' at work yet again. I doubt any of them were offended but that doesn't stop them from going after people when they smell blood.

It won't catch on because he's using a crap AI voice instead of his own and it sounds stupid. I couldn't listen past a few seconds.

After Godden scored we definitely sat back on the lead and played them at the their own game. Sunderland fans were hoping we'd roll over and let them tickle our arses and because we didn't we're now "nothing special" and "Not impressive". I wouldn't take them seriously for a second.

Maybe Universally Challenged?