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Cheap scissors. Instead of separating something into 2 pieces, shitty cheap scissors simply fold it in half, and leave a crease in the middle. Bastards.

just wear a pair of oven gloves whilst you eat. Takes all fucking day to finish your dinner.

Chapter One - "...Sadly that didn't account for my boss, who was a prick".. Based on a true story? :)

Gerry Armstong - World Cup Finals Appearances - 6, World Cup Finals Goals - 3 George Best - World Cup Finals Appearances - 0, World Cup Finals Goals - 0 The stats don't lie - Gerry Armstong was by FAR the greater player.

so does that mean that Grealish is better than De Bruyne, or does it mean that stats can be used to 'prove' something that is not true.

so you haven't watched the last 27 England games (in which they have score 68 goals), but feel qualified to judge the quality of football in these games?

a drawing pin might provide a more memorable lesson

I watched this last night too and found it very interesting. Also good if your watching it with someone else with a similar childish sense of humour,so that you can keep dropping lines such as 'this is shit', and 'he's taking the piss' at the appropriate moment(s).

I watched the first 1 1/2 episodes of 'The Good Place' (Netflix) last night, but had to stop as it appears to be shit. Anyone got further than me? Is it worth another try?

he/she is my next door neighbours sons wife :) what a day.

oh kay

My next door neighbours daughter in law does the voice for Horrid Henry on the tele. Don't often get the opportunity to tell people, so I thought I'd let everyone on here know. Edit: perhaps ask Gary McSheff is he likes Horrid Henry. If he does, I could arrange to set them up on a (Covid-...

has the iPad arrived yet?

could you ask him if he's ever fallen down a hole that he then struggled to get out of?

Have you ever wanked off Chris Kirkland?

same here. I injured mine when i was 21, and I've still got problems at 50+. I probably drink a few more beers and eat more crisps than Matty Gooden though, so fingers crossed for him.

thanks. Half way through series 2 now, and loving it.

I've just started watching Schitt's Creek after a recommendation from a friend. 3 episodes in and its a bit 'meh'. Anyone know if its worth persevering with?

he played 27 the last time he was there (one season)

hes signed a contract until the end of the season for a weekly amount less than their top earners. Was also very good when last a Bournemouth in the premier league. A good signing, considering they've just lost Stanislas to injury.