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I reckon Shipperz will play as part of the first 11 when all are fit at least some of the time.

Oh do fuck off to Off Topic you sneering wanker.

I've shrunk it, for those of us that find huge pictures just too brazen.

Up there? Do you live in the English Channel?

Which part of it do you like the most? The rum, the sodomy or the lash?

I'm rubbish at writing myself off - so even if I tried I'd probably fail.

Not keen on this one. I love that we have a young team. Robins knows loads more than me so if it's true it'll be the right thing to do but I'd rather take a chance on someone aged 22 we've never heard of before.

Nobody here wants to hear about your hairy arse.

Nah... I only occasionally think of something that I think is funny - and from the responses many others don't agree. That's fine - don't want to turn into a David Brent type person who has zero self-knowledge or self-depreciation. :)

I'll get you an appointment at the gender reassignment clinic pdq. I thin k you may need puberty blockers.

I wrote a quiz for Jackie Magazine on how much you like Coventry City. Unfortunately, it seems that Jackie magazine no longer exists... so I tried Cosmopolitan and they told me to come back when I had something more sexy. The editor also said that my quiz was shit but I think she was joking...

No, that's seven figures. To be six figures it has to be more than a million and less than £9,999.99. I'm keeping tenths of a penny out of this to ensure there is no confusion.

Can someone please clear up the question of what 'six figures' means? Is it a million?

I know nothing. I've just a suspicion that this is rather more related to his agent publicising that other clubs wanted him than his performances. If he's a Billy Big Bollocks he has to go. I repeat that I don't know this to be true - just speculating.

Now we know.

I don't think you'll stop the big clubs hoarding young players when the pay off can be so large. More likely you'd only stop them lending, which harms the kids and the borrowing clubs.

I think I went to junior school with him - not heard of him since. Does he have a sister called Fiona and lived in the Cannon Park old estate (behind the new estate)?

Watching the Fulham Cardiff game. Fulham play the same way as we do but look better at it. I fancy them to beat Brentford and suggest we'd prefer them to go up so we don't have to play them.

Power and Pace? I though that may be a new TV detective series. Power, the old hand - unconventional and always being scolded by the Chief Super but gets the job done. Pace, the younger Sergeant, slightly ditsy but in awe of Power and usually comes up with at least one observation which helps...