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What about the Skybet league?

I think she'd let you have it for nothing if you allowed her to give you a blow-job.

Kate Bryan, art historian and judge of Landscape Artist of the Year on Sky Arts. My missus watches it for the art ...!

He seems to have a Belfast accent at times! But when is Pyongyang the City of Culture??

"Life hacks" is just a shit term. On a par with the trend for "uptick" when you actually mean "increase" - Yes, i'm talking to you, Sir Patrick Vallance, when presenting the latest Covid stats! They're not fucking Facebook "likes"!

Not appropriate to refer to all your pupils as useless little cunts then?

(That'll be pretty much any comedian with children, then?)

It was in sixth form!!

There was a girl at my school who had the reputation that her bf ate creme eggs out of her twat. Question most people asked was "with the wrapper or without?"!!! But i wouldn't have suggested Cadbury's use her in their ads either!

Actually, i don't recall Cadbury's ever using such an explicit ad for a Creme Egg with a straight couple, so i would question the need for it at all.

Sadly, yes!!

I know she's obvious, but watching "The Serpent" on BBC1/iPlayer (gripping TV by the way), i can't help but marvel at the thing of beauty that is Jenna Coleman (especially when she's speaking French, strangely!).

Just stick around for the climate emergency to really kick in! Can't you use a potato instead?? :)

And Krishnan G-M

Selling fruit that isn't ripe and ready to eat - pick locally when it's ripe. Problem solved

Resurrecting Clap for Carers/Heroes or whatever. Patronising and cringeworthy. Just drop it!

Showed that they don't always need to be comedians to have a good laugh (Shirley "Dirty" Ballas, etc)

She was a hoot on the Taskmaster Special

Shame - i was looking forward to them smashing Derby's record least points!!!! Hate the Blades

I don't even know what that means!