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    SONGS YOU ARE UNLIKELY TO HEAR ON THE RADIO DURING THE CURRENT CLIMATE

    When I'm Dead and Gone [McGuinness Flint] Was accidentally played for "everyone in hospital" by Radio 1 DJ Tony Brandon back in 1970.
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    Coronavirus

    Anyone here ever had norovirus? I've had it twice! The second time was not nearly as bad as the first but still pretty bad. You really know when you've got it, there's no mistaking it for anything else. I *think* I'm resistant now but wouldn't swear to it.
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    Supermarket shortages

    There was plenty at Morrisons too the last two times I visited, and not just white bread.
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    Supermarket shortages

    There's never been a shortage of those around here, I was amazed!
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    Apart from the chaos earlier in the week at the supermarkets

    I didn't even know there was such a thing. I thought flour was just flour?
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    The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

    Nice teeth!
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    Things that annoy you

    That could be a little embarrassing for the nurse living opposite me although I wouldn't complain at seeing her in her underwear! Seriously though every nurse, policewoman, etc., I've ever known has changed out of their uniform at the first opportunity.
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    Coronavirus

    Quite! The people cheering in the flat upstairs came round for a party earlier, they don't live there and are not even related.
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    Coronavirus

    Bloody stupid if you ask me especially since half the houses round here face the wrong way.
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    The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

    Nonsense, I quite clearly saw a warm front!
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    Coronavirus

    According to what I've read, recovery from COVID-19 gives no protection from contracting it again in the future so all this talk of 'group immunity' and a possible future vaccine is total fantasy.
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    Coronavirus

    Neighbour of mine just been carted off with it (or something very similar). The ambulance crew had very little protection other than old-fashioned surgical masks, gloves and aprons.
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    Coronavirus

    You realise it was a gag right?
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    Apart from the chaos earlier in the week at the supermarkets

    I wish I could but the 'New Year Healthier Diet' has gone out the window. I have to eat whatever is available on the shelves or else starve.
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    Coronavirus

    Yes. My cousin is currently in Cape Town South Africa. He tells me that a huge percentage of the population there is already HIV-positive and others have TB. They have no chance of surviving. I heard a story that one couple there ran out of a hospital after they tested positive for corona as...
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    Supermarket shortages

    There'd be a bloodbath on Monday morning!
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    Supermarket shortages

    Who in their right mind hoards potatoes?
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    Supermarket shortages

    There was none at Morrisons this evening although I wasn't looking for any. I only use it for tea, one of those tiny bottles with the red top lasts me months.
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    Supermarket shortages

    I heard they were buying chest freezers, presumably to put in a garage.
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    Supermarket shortages

    They're all like that believe me. And everything has to be bought from a certain shop at a certain price. Ask any home help!
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