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If W*sps breach the terms of the contract by going bust they would!

What like a girl you meet in a pub, go back to her's and she says "I'm having my. Period"???

Oooh, that's a tough call!! And ... errrrr ... (repeat ad nauseam)

I don't wish the man ill, Clint. I just don't know why we need to be informed of his ailments.

Not a household name, but we've probably all used his inventions. - yep, just did! He's done a lot more for the modern world than most well-known people!

I think many programmes fall into that bracket - try to milk a successful formula within an inch of its life. Comebacks, spin-offs and Christmas specials are usually (in my view) crap. The best programme makers know when to call it a day.

Got to add Tarbuck to the list, especially as he's confirmed he has prostate cancer (and "has vowed to fight it", according to the press). I have to say i'm getting heartily sick of "celebrities" and other public figures announcing to no-one in particular that they have some disease or other...

Simon Gilbert's voice. It just fucking irritates me. I know he can't help the way he sounds, but he has the perfect voice for print media (in the same way that some are described as having "the perfect face for radio).

I assumed everyone would have heard of Fay Ripley. She's been in Cold Feet for 25 years, and too many ad voiceovers to shake a stick at. But yes, she has my vote. Used to work with a girl who my mate described as having "a touch of the Ripleys about her". Italian too ....

Probably just about ripe then!

That's a long trip on the school bus!

Has Priti Patel just had someone cum in her mouth?

Now THAT is good!

Is that the same as "Back onto this"??!

"It's a six and two threes" BOLLOCKS, it's "Six of one, half-a-dozen of the other"

I can't believe i'm engaging in this thread. It's been a demanding day!

Rother Rother Rotherham Rotherham are shit OI! (sorry, went a bit Jewish wedding at the end!)

Panic, Panic, Panic HOOF Panic HOOF Panic HOOF ...

You bastard - i've got that annoying tune earworming me now! Aaaarrgghh!!

Oh don't encourage him, FFS! Oh, I am a Jodi Jones, and I signed a new-con tract And I can pay (who can you pay) The window cleaner ... And so it goes on!