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I was lying in bed lastnight when the wife walked in and exclaimed "I've just shaved my fanny, you know what that means don't you?" I replied "yes, it means the plug holes blocked again"! Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

I think all companies take the piss at times. Last month or so I'm struggling with 4G speed on my mobile. Never had a problem in 7 years but seem to find I have less speeds at times. Spoke to the company who swear they haven't slowed me down. Have you spoken to any different companies? I've...

Even still, without fibre you should still be getting 12-15mbps. What did they offer you when you signed up? Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

You have a very good ping though if that helps [emoji23] Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

I wouldn't even put that within a scale. 3.4Mbps would be like minus 5 or 6. Just checked my 4G and I got 56.44Mbps. I think the UK average is between 15-20mbps so take from that what you will Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

I bought myself a new mood ring. It goes purple when I'm happy and leaves a big red mark on the Mrs' head when I'm angry! Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

Nigella Lawson is filming for a new C4 cooking programme for battered housewives. It's called 'can't cook, right hook'! Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

I one slept with a blind girl. She said to me "Pasty, you've got the biggest cock I've ever got my hands on"! I said "you're just pulling my leg"! Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

Plus Hamilton made pole in the Canadian Grand Prix! Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

Yeah cheers for that! Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

No I wouldn't of been either! Nice trip away started as bad as it could be! Hope she enjoys Barcelona anyway! Went when I was about 6 or 7! Don't really remember much of it. Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

I'd of refused to get on and made you (my dad) to take me to the airport to meet everybody there! [emoji23] Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

Breaking news: Somebody from behind the scenes at the club doesn't have a fanfare waiting for him on his shock exit! So just because he's worked somewhere for 25 years he needs a full page spread in the telegraph with thanks from Joy and Timmy? If I'd worked at my place for 25 years, can I have...

The clue is you haven't heard anything from either the club or the person involved. Only other people on twitter, which is as almost a reliable source as Gilbert and the CT Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

Who's to say either him or Froggatt would even turn up. Who says it was the club who pushed him and he didn't walk?? All these conclusions people are making up in their own heads! Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

Of course I know what a home Secretary is! She's the one that works from my home. I also have a foreign secretary. But I think she'll have to go back once we leave the EU! Shame really because she's quite fit and costs half the wages of the other one and does more hours! Sent from my SM-G928F...

I wonder, how many, if any, could of lived with his death on their conscience had he of jumped! Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

What overlying point? The point where I assumed the person who changed the laws was a leftie? Or the one where you indirectly called me a racist so I responded? Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

Height! Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

I'd rather be called a racist than be a terrorist sympathiser like you! Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk