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Exactly the reason I don't read papers anymore! THEY BORE ME!! Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

And it's only getting worse! Checklist: can you get pissed and act like a c**t? [emoji818] Are you a man who (for some strange reason) waxes every single hair from your body? [emoji818] Or are you a woman who drinks her own piss and is willing to have sex with multiple men on national TV...

Conditions change by the hour up there. 20 mins back down the track and we were back down to T-Shirts! Back to the bottom and we had a wash off in a waterfall to cool off. First time I've done the watkin path tbf. Didn't realise quite how hard it was gonna be. Felt defeated really. Have got to...

Decorating, Golf, Reality TV, England Internationals (didn't even watch the Scotland game I watched EngVAus instead), Motorway Driving. Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

Just took my 8yo lad to Snowdon. Walked the watkin path. Lost the path at one point and got really hard going under foot. When visibility got down to virtually zero and we'd put on all our warm clothes and we're still freezing we gave up and headed back down. Unfortunately about 500metres or so...

I don't doubt that! Likewise when me and my Mrs first got together I'd had a family holiday booked and planned for about 18 months so went away without her after about 8 or 9 weeks of being together. The point I'm getting at though is this (there's a lot of IFS in here btw). *IF* they are...

Ok I did misenterpret you then! I read it as laughable for not going away with the lads because you have a Mrs. All I was trying to do was rip holes in the OP source as IF she was stevensons' bird then surely she'd be with him NOT getting chatted up in the spon gate by the OP?!?! I may be wrong...

For one, I never suggested that going away with your mate meant you don't want to spend time with your family! I said that I'm not in a position to do both so would rather do the latter. And as for the rest, you think it's "Laughable" that people don't go away at least once a year with "the...

What does it say about me then? Go on! Please enlighten me! Let's see if you can come up with something original I've not heard before!! Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

Why do you have to clear it with the Wife? Just put the bitch straight and tell her! And if you can't do that just hand the keys to the jet and your testicles back to hill83 Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

I do apologise for being "laughable" and wanting to go on holiday and spend time with my family instead of spending what little time and money I have going on the piss with "the lads"! Unfortunately we can't all be an absolute fucking hero like you! And the likes of Ben Stevenson is no exception...

Yes agreed £1.5m would be great. Don't see either of them featuring much in league 2 and we can't really keep them in the U23s much longer. Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

As far as I'm aware Stevenson is currently on his holidays with JM10! So surely if he had a "girlfriend" she would be on holiday with him NOT spouting shit to people in the pub! Could be wrong but I'll believe it when I see something official. How long until Gilbert has this in the Telegraph...

Dreadful one this.... from my Dad! I've bought a new U2 limited edition sat nav. It doesn't work though. The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for. Serious note though, I met U2 once. I was really close to the edge!! Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

There's a nudist convention on in town next week. I might go if I've got nothing on. Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

I love cooking children and dogs but I hate using punctuation Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

I know a guy with no shins. Tony. Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

I have an app with my Vodafone and I click on it and it'll tell me a list of all paired and connected devices. Gives me the speed I'm getting from server to my house and what I'm getting from the WiFi to my device. It's very good for that. Quite acurate too! Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk

Have you connected (with an ether net cable) to do the speed test? There can sometimes be a massive difference between wired and wireless speeds. Check what other devices you have connected to it slowing you down. The father in law who lives 5 doors down from me and is also on Vodafone was...

During George Michaels' post mortem they found chocolate melted all around his arsehole. It turns out he was careless with a wispa! Sent from my SM-G928F using Tapatalk