@theferret makes a great point here:
But in the interests of wasting my own and everyone's time, here's the scores on the doors:
⬆️ North 4,350 of 5,271 - 83% season tickets sold or unavailable
➡️ East 9,147 of 9,487 - 96% season tickets sold or unavailable
⬇️ South 2,065 of 2,496 - 83%...