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Are you thinking of Chris Stokes? I'm pretty sure we signed him from Forest Green Rovers.

It's not, m8! Euthanasia is an actual word! It's where you help someone to die in order to relieve their pain and suffering!!!

LOVE IT!!! I'll be honest, I wasn't sure which direction we'd take following the pitch invasion protests, but if that didn't get Joy(less LOL) worried then this sort of thing will make her sit up and listen! Keep it up, guys!!!

Hi David! Can you plant me a rose*!!! LOL! Only joking, m8! Just a bit of 'banter'! *Your surname's Gardner which when said sounds a lot like gardener and a gardener might plant me a rose, but not in a g@y way. Not that there's anything wrong with being g@y or planting roses. In fact...

Bigger Fishers* you mean! LOL!!! *As in Tim Fisher.

Do you want to borrow a question mark? LOL!!! Only joking, m8!

Erected! LOL!

Is that a euphemism?!?! LOL! You know, as in holding on to your c--k*!!! So you're saying** hope, but you really mean something a lot more rude! Double LOL! *cock*** **typing ***As in penis.

I thought this was a Coventry website not Brum*! LOL!!! *It's a play on words: Brum as in Birmingham and brum as in the sound a car makes!

Exactly!!! LOL! You set 'em* up, I'll knock 'em** down! *them **them

Hi guys! Can't say I've read much of this thread or the article in the Telegraph, but I just needed to say* that this might be the straw that broke the camel's back!!! It's shocking that we charge so much for food and drink and to have the most expensive programme makes me literally** sick...

Hi, guys!!! Nearly got caught out by the 12.15 kick off, but made it with plenty of time to spare in the end! LOL!!! Just wondering where everyone else is. Is there a particular pub you're all in?!?!

Calm down, lads*! We fought a good draw in the second half!!! (*And/or lasses.)

We won against Colchester though!!!

Shouldn't change a winning side, in my opinion! And it's only my opinion - don't shoot the messenger!!! LOL!

When I read your first sentence, I thought you were going to be suggesting some mutual m@sterbation!!! Not the sort of thing I'm into, I'm afraid. Not these days.

We're playing Port Vale today, not Stoke!!!* (*I'm suggesting that you think we're playing Stoke when you referred to Stokes, as in Stoke's full back! LOL!!!)

Which manager's job?

You've got to be joking, mate?!?! We've got loads of strikers!!!

Whoops! Sorry matesx, but it's definitely spelt offence!!!