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As I was going to Sixfields* I met a woman with seven lawyers. Each lawyer had seven sacks; each sack had seven files; each file had seven counter-claims. Lawyers, sacks, files, counter-claims: how many were going to Sixfields?!?! LOL!!! (*I've not been to Sixfields.)

Very nice of you to say so, lordsummerisle, but I don't know where yours* has been!!! LOL! (*When you said** 'mine' I've purposely misinterpreted it to mean your peni5 for the sake of some Friday fun and frolics!!!) (**Typed.)

"Unbelievable, Jeff"!!! You've got to LOL everytime Chris Kamara screams those words on Soccer Saturday!!!

Oh right! Well the Micky Gynn I've been emailing is a great bloke still! I did find it odd that he never really engaged with any conversations I started about football; preferring instead to discuss the mating habits of chimpanzees, his curiosity of tran5exuals, and male personal hygiene...

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Seriously?!?! I wonder what goes through our fans' heads sometimes!!!

I'll tell you about a situation in my very own family! Just the other day I was sat talking with my uncle when he revealed he was terminally ill. He went on to say that he doesn't know how long he's got left but is willing to sacrifice his principles about our move to Sixfields just to get a...

I've just realised something! "Notah Opeinhell" - it's a foreign website, you little tinker! No wonder I can't access it!!! LOL!

Will do! Had no luck so far, but will keep trying!!!

Thanks Otis!!! Much appreciated!

Hi guys! Anyone know how I can get my money back?!?! Thanks in advance!

I need a magnifying glass for that as well*!!! LOL! (*I'm being self-deprecating and suggesting that I've got a small peni5 and can only see it through a magnifying glass! In all honesty though, it's not that small, but it's not very big either - probably around average size for a man of my age.)

I'll be honest, I'm tempted to donate £25 to get a free ticket to a home game of my choice! Call me stupid, but for me that's the deal of the century!!!

Who said* that?!?! LOL!!! (*Typed.)

I wonder who has got the b*gg*st bollocks! Maybe the winner could post a picture!!! Although, if you're anything like me, you'd obviously find an image like that absolutely disgusting and would probably almost certainly look away! So for anyone considering posting a picture of their bulbous...

If you can get Bon Jovi there, then I'm in!!!

I can't duplicate the part I'm referring to, but I'd just like to ask what everyone else thinks about that bit, because to me it's quite interesting!!!

This is it. This is the one*. Please read with open eyes!!! On the last day of the season we all protest in whichever way we feel comfortable! Whether that be going to Sixfields, standing on The Hill, standing outside the Ricoh, standing outside the council offices, sitting at home, shopping...

Only his wife*!!! LOL!!! (*I'm misinterpreting 'some' as '5ex' and suggesting his wife was making womanly 5ex noises during their intercourse!)

It's just a shame we're not 'Head and Shoulders'* above the rest!!! LOLTASTIC!!! (*Head and Shoulders is an anti-dandruff shampoo.)