Tune of 'For he's a Jolly good fellow'...
"Zlatan wears Viktor pyjamas,
Zlatan wears Viktor pyjamas,
Zlatan wears Viktor pyjamas,
And so he fucking should.
And so he fucking should,
And so he fucking should.
Zlatan wears Viktor pyjamas,
Zlatan wears Viktor pyjamas,
Zlatan wears Viktor pyjamas...