To the tune of Afroman's Because I Got High (Palace sing a similar one for Yohan Cabaye):
He used to play for Watford FC, Marvin Sordell,
Now he plays for Coventry, Marvin Sordell,
(La-la-la-la-la-la)
Scoring goals for City, Marvin Sordell,
Marvin Sordell, Marvin Sordell, Marvin Sordelllllll...