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Another good ball, unlucky from Thomas, maybe Kitching?

Looked an elbow into the head. Fuck sake man, calm down you Spanish cunts!

Great ball from Bidwell, poor header from Simms. Should be a goal

Saved onto the post, and bounced close to the line, as far as I could tell.

Great save, to be fair

Get into 'em! Fuck 'em up!

Why did you type in bold?!

I do understand why, but I hate this modern fascination with defenders taking goal kicks and passing to the keeper. Not every keeper is like Ederson on the ball, for fuck sake!

Someone needs to tell them it's a pre-season friendly. Really needless high boot

Getafe, Sheffield Utd, Leicester City. Hey, this is Prodoc's enemies list!

Don't understand a word they're saying, but these guys are better commentators than the majority of BBC regional commentators. In fairness, at least the QPR guy is entertaining "HE'S A DIVING CHEAT!"

He's a tough cookie

Quite like watching with foreign commentators, trying to piece together what they just said based on nouns. Think they just mentioned Luton Town

When Mr Tickle is the goalie

Did the players remember to put their watches forward? Taking the mick

The ground doesn't have any doors, clearly

(When we inevitably concede a howler) Robins: How did you not see the ball rolling in? Collins: Argh, two glass eyes

Don't speak Spanish, but pretty certain the commentator just said that we have excellent training ground windows, Robins must win this and O'Hare is a money-grabbing ball-bag

Sat here with YouTube already on watching the countdown, I'm on another level of sadness!

Best contribution I've seen on this site, to be fair. Hear hear