Search results

Spot on weeman. Expectations with origins in 34 years of top flight football. Reality - ever since John Poyntons removal of John Sillett, nearly 30 years of board level incompetence The longer it goes the more I appreciate the top flight years - even in the bad years we were the ultimate top...

Ugly at the end. Sky already lined up Dowie for our game?

Whoever Neil Warnock is managing at the time

The morning after a city game. Mine for a starter 4-1 at Blackburn

How about John Gay(le)

Reminds of the entry in the hall of shame "We needed a tall target. Would have been better off buying a lamppost"

Tommy Langley. Made The Yak look positively lively

Surprised nobody has mentioned the legend that was Don Mackay

Don't go today - incredibly it is closed on a Wednesday. Do SISU understand the definition of a "customer"

Oh dear - some one been on the pop - if not you need to seek help

If anything defined the decline of the game it was the sight of thousands of Spurs fans trooping back down Wembley Way as soon as they went 4-2 down. Don't get me wrong I like Spurs as a football team, but going to Wembley for the big clubs is not what it was. The romance of the game is dead...

If you look closely you can spot Tim in the background of De Vincis The Last Supper. His attempts to persuade Judas Iscariot to join the board of Coventry City FC broke down when Tim realised he couldn't match the other offer that Judas was considering at the time. Tims second choice, the...

In his childhood there was nothing Tim liked better than a good old fashioned game if hide and seek. Unfortunately he couldn't and still can't count to 10. His parents utilised this to move home without Tim noticing. Tim turned thus trick to his own advantage later in his career which is why Joe...

Tim once worked in Saudi Arabia as a maintenance manager in one of the Gulfs premier hotels. When confronted by a very over heated sheik and his rather menacing entourage all very cross about the failure of the air conditioning system to deal with the not unexpected heatwave he ran for his life...

Tim once used invisible ink to fill in a job application form for GCHQ. Once the GCHQ boffins had deciphered the said document they offered him an interview on the basis of his ingenuity. Unfortunately Tim made a mistake when decoding the GCHQ letter containing his interview details, and ended...

Tim has very large fingers. During his childhood this had a severe impact on his ability to paint his Subbuteo players. His attempts to paint the Sheffield Wednesday shirts usually resulted in a streaky sky blue. With each attempt he became increasingly paranoid about the colour sky blue, and...

Excellently put

To be fair he formed a good parthership with St John

Tim was once turned down for an appearance on Jim'll Fix It. The reason cited was that he was deemed too weird, but apparently Savile was frightened of him

Tim keeps it quiet that he got contracts mixed up when appointing the manager before MR. He thought he could cover it up by letting the bricklayer manage the team for a couple of months. Alan Pardew still hasn't got to DPC level on Tims home extension