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Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally together." A guy...

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like Laxatives ...

Just what are those golden rules we should all stick to if we want to survive to the end of the horror film ? ........ lets kick off with 1. when the lights fuse during a storm, don't go in the cellar alone 2. ensure you always have enough petrol i the car 3.Dont be the stupid screaming...

"An alleged thief had to be rushed to a local East London hospital on Wednesday night after being impaled while attempting to run away from a crime scene." ohh the poor baby, he will probably be suing the makers of the fence soon. WARNING a bit graphic. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE AGONY...

Two brothers who ran a Philadelphia funeral home have pleaded guilty to selling corpses, including the body of broadcaster Alistair Cooke, to a company that trafficked in stolen body parts. Louis and Gerald Garzone are the latest to appear in court in relation to the macabre multi-million...

I Say Elliot Ward.

It is but Gregsy in CCFC Y Fronts was mentioned. And us Ladies want the pic that you mentioned Pleeeeeaaaassssseeee :cool: come on Gregsy Be a Sport :D

I'd Be SUPERWITCH. :D Gregsy, There's the Moon, Would you like a lift to it on the back of my Broomstick ? ;):cool:

Well Being as I've got my Face on a Tenner, 'I've Been Crowned The Queen'' ;) I'm making it a Royle Order So He can't Refuse Sue :D

Give us a Clue Sue, Is he anything like Elliot Ward:)

I'll get my Spell book out. Yes I have REALLY Got one :cool:

oh yes Gregsy Sky Blue Sams got nothing on you :D Neither has The Whole of the Team :D

Put your pic up and we'll let you know :cool: ;) Bet you've not got Sky Blue Sams Got :)

Why :cool: So you can leave me there as well.:D Vicky have you got the feeling his trying to get rid of us ;)

I'm joking Vicky :D:D:D

Oh, And you started off Sounding Sooooo Romantic :cool::cool::cool::cool:

Vicky I'm :eek: Shocked :eek::eek: :) :) :)

Doe's The Big Cuddly Sky Blue Sam Count, He's Such a Cutie :D

:D:D Vicky :D:D

:? I have'nt got a Clue :confused: