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What about we sell Rob's kidney after he sleeps with your wife ?

Allegedly, there are 2 prices agreed for the close season, and it depends which league we are in. And I don't know Gary Hoffman, though I once shook hands with Joe Elliott, and I think my goldfish once swam past Otis's, but he's forgotten about it.

Reminds me of how I got banned from B&Q. As I walked in the door this guy in an orange tabard said "Do you want decking ?" So I thought I'd get mine in first.

When I was a boy I used to pray everyday for God to send me a bicycle, then when I grew older I realised God doesn't work that way. So I went out and stole a bike and prayed to God to forgive me. Emo Phillips.

Stupid idea - and it would go bust quickly - look at support levels around Europe and you realise that the only way this could be supported is through television - who would love a game each night rather than traditional Saturday games, but I thikn its handing the game even more to the money men.

I'm tempted to back them myself - because that'll jinx them.

Nothing I can say here won't upset someone - so I'll say nothing (but you're right - it's a joke.)

We may yet snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, however if we don't then I predict that next season we will be unpredictable

15 to go Sister Otis

What do we want ? A cure for tourette's when do we want it ? Wanker

Just out of interest which way do you slice the skate, and whereabouts do you put the nail in - purely in the interests of historical research you understand.

I'm not as old as VOR but I started going in the 1963 and the belief within the City was tremendous ~ new ideas, new colours ~ but as someone else has said, a chairman who backed his man 100%.

Was chatting with Roman Abramovich at the STD clinic on Tuesday, seems were both on the same medication, anyway he told me that SISU have approached him to sponser the club. Apparently the deal is that we break in new managers for Chelsea, apparently Andy Thorn moves to Stamford Bridge at the...

Only got 8 this week -13 for the Dutchman ~ I'm still 3rd but it's very tight.

And that's without mentioning their racist fans.

Let's hope he's learned to dance as well !

Can't believe nobody got 3 points on the Leeds Vs Forest result last night - had 3 - 7 written all over it. ;)

As a professional you want to be playing at as high a level as possible - he is being honest - at least he says that he would re-sign if we can avoid relegation.

Back up to 4th, but it looks like The Dutchman is running away with it....................

My heart's not in that good a condition - and I've predicted 0 - 0