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PROHIBITED ITEMS The following articles must not be brought within the Ground: knives, fireworks, smoke canisters, air-horns, flares, weapons, dangerous or hazardous items, laser devices, bottles, glass vessels, cans, poles and any article that might be used as a weapon and/or compromise public...

The old 'asking for a friend' question who isn't on this site. Can they take a rucksac into Wembley with the food for their kids? Usual stuff, sarnies, drink, crisps....you know the shit kids eat. They also asked about cameras. Dad is a keen photographer and has all the pukka gear but wasn't...

Hope that's not a euphamism!

Don't forget Houchen who scored that wonder goal and maybe we could ask Gary Mabutt if he fancies a stroll onto the pitch and what about.......... Look, Robbins is the manager and the manager leads out the team. Oggy, great servant but I agree with previous posters, has never turned out a...

Parking in some blokes drive in Harrow, gonna be a bit of a come down from a private jet from Marbella but need some pennies for a cheap flight back to Marbs to continue the stag week.. Either way,win or lose, alcohol will be consumed in large amounts.

You evil bastard!

Hope he stuck it right up her mud trumpet!

What a bout a don't care option?

Astroturf, it'll be skins or shirts next! I remember the old classic answer given by (Garth Crooks if memory serves me well) wh asked did he prefer grass or astroturf he said he'd never smiked astroturf!!

No shit, Sherlock!

Let's start at Jewsons, then move to Travis Perkins, a quick hop over to Homebase finishing off with a bit of stock taking at Wickes. That should just about cover it.

Ticketmaster has always been shite at sending stuff out. Quick enough to take your cash and charge you handsomely for the priviledge but downright rank at supplying the right goods. Why do companies like this continue to be allowed to operate.

Who cares, we are Div 2 bound, does it really matter which date it is actually confirmed on? It won't be down to bad luck, unlucky breaks, bad refereeing, injured players. Top and bottom of it is that we are not good enough, I feel sorry for all those fans who claim we are too big a club to be...

Would I? I thought about 65,00 myself!

Reminds me of Ralph Coates and Bobby Charlton adjusting their combovers after a long run on a windy day. That, my friend, is hair re-arranging!

Oh please, do you really think this is going to happen? So what, a few disenfranchised individuals who have taken great exception to this will close their accounts but this won't be a reason to sack him. Yes, he's been a tool and is probably $hitting Toblerones at this moment in time but I...

And look what happened straight after the Sheff Utd protest!

Are you seriously saying we've sold 86,000 tickets?

Shouldn't that be can't old bean?