Surprised this one hasn't found its way on here.
What do you call a woman who marries her brother, has 6 fingers on each hand, wears a blue and white scarf AND sings with Miami Sound Machine ?
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Gloria Lestafan :facepalm:
I knew a couple of talented Indian footballers - they played up to age 16, but then their fathers said "no more of this playing games - get on with your studies" One is now a doctor the other is a lawyer. (but I never liked him much anyway)
I agree with Rob, he's got that for doing well in 2 televised matches. When he played against us for Southampton I'd been told to keep an eye on him ~ couldn't tackle an omlette. Fast though, and a good dead ball man.
I suspect they'll let Ozzy go, it's been a long while, but I suppose it depends on what the doctors say, they may give him as pay as you play contract.
One problem with the Ricoh is that it's not so easy for the casual fan to just drop into the game. We'd often pick up 2 or 3 from the pub prior to the match when we were going up on a Saturday.
Can't stand Colin ~ (Neil Warnock) his teams are aways niggley, whine at the ref, and drop to the floor writhing at the slightest challenge.
Can't stand Chelsea - cheating, cockney, scum - always have been.