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    Fury v Wilder 2

    I just watched the ITV Fury documentaries. His camps with his old trainer Ben seemed very amateurish and Ben's decision to cut Fury's weight against Otto Wallin nearly cost Fury the fight. With a new trainer and what seems like a more professional approach I'm going for Fury on points but...
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    Match Thread Rochdale vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 22nd Feb

    Don't you hate it when you're nervous and you get the tit sweats?
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    Match Thread Rochdale vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 22nd Feb

    It's a Saturday afternoon during a game and you're asking me if I'm having a wank ffs! Of course I am.
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    Fury v Wilder 2

    This entire paragraph has been copy and pasted from this website - How Scars Are Different than Healthy Skin -- Mobility Management Embarrassing.
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    Fury v Wilder 2

    I never say Fury didn't hit hard. I said he wasn't a knockout artist which is absolutely correct.
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    Fury v Wilder 2

    Fury is known as a technical boxer, not a knockout artist. Everyone knows this. You're just spouting shite as usual and embarrassing yourself. Why would I say that my post that had about 5 replies was popular when it obviously wasn't? Maybe I was being self deprecating and sarcastic and...
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    Fury v Wilder 2

    I said knockout, not TKO. You're obviously clueless about boxing. Stick to owl bothering you weirdo.
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    Fury v Wilder 2

    Journalists close to Fury's camp are saying that he's deliberately being reserved before this fight because he took the piss before the Otto Wallin fight and nearly got stopped. They also say that he's in great spirits and is looking very fit. I saw an interview Fury did with Steve Bunce the...
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    Shooting In Germany.

    I bet she ate her sim card when she found out they were onto her.
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    Shooting In Germany.

    The absolute fuck nugget sent these messages to an undercover police officer. "I want to kill a lot," she told the officer. "I would like to do church... a day like Christmas or Easter good, kill more. "I always send threats. But I want to make threats real." She sent a picture of St Paul's...
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    Death List 2020

    Dot Cotton
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    Peep show

    Well if you're viewing it completely outside of The Office TV canon then I suppose it's tolerable. My biggest issue was how David Brent was mocked and disliked by everyone, including his band, for the majority of the film before a sudden and completely unrealistic turn around near the end when...
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    Things that annoy you

    Or parents who take their kids to nice restaurants and ruin everyone elses time while their child squeals like a demon from hell. Go to a drive thru you savages!
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    Things that annoy you

    People on forums that make posts with titles like "just suppose" "what if" or "hear me out" or anything else vague like that. It's low key click bait.
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