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I'm a simple man. Very much like Greggs but without the owl fetish and anger issues.

That's an obscure reference to make you freakin' nerd.

Apparently the latest series has been ready to air for ages but the BBC weren't in any rush to air it. I can't help but think that Netflix would be a better vehicle for a show like this. There's an awful lot of people who are completely unaware of it's existence because The BBC air it at 10pm...

Cheers, I'll give that a listen. Loved that joke.

Listen mate. I wouldn't have complained if that Margaret Thatcher photo book you sent me didn't have loads of pages stuck together. I was really looking forward to fingering my way through that.

Anyone seen the latest episode of Inside No.9? I thought the storyline about the officials at a football match was very original. It was more down to earth and less horror orientated than usual. Some great one liners too. For me this has always been consistently better than Black Mirror.

Some people filmed a complete TV drama series inside IKEA without IKEA even knowing about it.

I stopped reading after the word 'garbage' If you have no respect for the Queen's English I have no respect for your opinion.

A big fuck off Imax cinema with an arcade and a massive food hall would surely do well?

You're obviously one of the sensible ones. Sorry if I inadvertently called you a c**t.

I'm sorry that you've took such offence to being called c**t by proxy that you've gone so defensive. You're a c**t. You're a c**t now, you've always been a c**t, and the only thing that's gonna change is you're going to become an even bigger c**t. And maybe have some more c**t smartphone kids.

When you were 4 did your computer have access to porn and other highly inappropriate content? Were you spending all day glued to it like a zombie? To simply dismiss the issue of kids having smartphones as "people not be cool enough to dig it" is really quite embarrassingly reductive as...

I've heard that term but I don't mind when animals or little children make mouth noises. Is it still the same thing?

Fuck it. We lost on pens to a Championship side when we should have won. There's no shame in that. Back to the league where we have a real chance of promotion.

Not taking the bait.

I'm in Belfast quite a bit and noticed that they put the IKEA 5 minutes outside the city centre beside the airport. No issues with traffic or it being a giant eyesore and if it ever fails they can simply demolish it with minimal fuss.

Stop taking personal digs at me or I'll report you.

Half of UK 10-year-olds own a smartphone This article should be titled "50% of parents are cunts"

In American History X that mad Nazi is rehabilitated in Jail so lets have faith in the system fellas.